Oh hello.
Been awhile. Sorry bout it.
Its time for this site’s bi-annual identity crisis. Speaking of crises, last year I had the idiot notion to write a book. Books take time, I’m sure you’ve heard, and some self-medication because I can’t get this thing out of my head fast enough:


It will be embarrassing to many and entertaining to some, but the absurdity must be immortalized. Join me on Facebook to stay tuned.