it seems as though i have the exact average-sized feet. 7 1/2. so all the good shoes at payless run out before any other size and the clearance rack in my size is a sad selection of clunky oxfords and platform flipflops. how i’ve wish for teeny weeny or long and lean tootsies. but look at what i found online! lookit! endless selection, 50-70% off and in my size, too.

i love you forever, interwebs.

pumps!

vince camuto buckle pump $44.79

these have that delicious pretty, yet tough thing going on that’s so hot. and when i say hot i mean hawt.

farylrobin karina pump $39.79

i would wear these here or there, hell, i would wear these anywhere. do you love green pumps with heels? (especially that demure little touch of snakeskin at the toe -PLEASE KILL ME.)

Ramon Tenza patent peeptoe maryjanes $49.79

they’re patent, they’re leather, they’re stacked, they’re peeptoes, they’re maryjanes… they’re so effing obvious, i almost edited them out, but really what’s not to love, i ask you?

flats!

charlie horse toe ring sandals $30.99

what i imagine a modern-day bohemian audrey hepburn would wear with her little black tent dress and laser cut bangles.

seychelle peep-toe wedges $49.99

i love me some white accessories. the color combination makes them way more versatile than they look.

mmm. . .boots!

mee too pocket boots $49.99

tough, yet sleek at the same time. and you can keep you’re ID and spare change in there too.

arche bronx bootie $94.79

yeah, i know. not that cheap, but the regular price was $319. and look at ‘em! aww, how can you stay mad at them? adorable!