Quantcast
up home page bottom

Add a comment Bookmark

French German version Spanish version Italian version

header image

going commando in painted-on jeans

now you CAN. for serious. all those days i dreamed of putting on my favorite jeans without the tedious worry of finding a clean pair of underwear are now over. i can’t believe it. chafing be damned. and it gets better! i can now show off my pasty hipbones and encrust my pubis with rhinestone studs!! this is the best day of my LIFE:

sexjeans.jpg
sexy_japanese_jeans.jpg

they only cost only $80 USD!
(and your dignity)

EDIT: god help us all, apparently these also come in white.
for more snarky bad fashion reviews check out these posts:
Go Jane: go get some glasses
Painful or Hip?
Forever 21: forever an 80 year old toddler

Think this was hip? Subscribe to our rss feed

20 Comments so far (Add 1 more)

  1. wow, now thats hott

    1. redconfetti on October 18th, 2007 at 1:26 am
  2. o my god my mom’s gonna hate those o.0 but i think there pretty cool ^-^

    crisis- Netherlands

    2. CRisis on September 27th, 2007 at 12:26 pm
  3. Hot Hot Hot one Hot cshics can wear that so anybody saying not hot is freaking ugly!!!!

    3. Mike on September 3rd, 2007 at 7:43 am
  4. (quote from EMERALD FIRE)
    I was once in the bus and this girl who was like SO skinny (probably sticks her fingers down her throat) was wearing that and she was in front of me and it was her stop but when she got up she had to grab her thong and pull it up but it was so stuck to her painted on pants that they started to fall down she desperately grabbed her thong than pants but not before her pants fell half way down to her knees! So I agree with the BARF BARF BARF!!! lmfao

    your the person who makes people stereotypes, just because someone is skinny doesn’t mean shes bolemic or anything she may have an easting disorder but that doesnt mean you should make fun of her for it. your probably the lady in her thirty’s who’s ordering a bo-flex cause 300 pounds is to popular now in America and you see people who look like you walking around everywhere and now you notice you are an eyesore.
    and where you on the bus because you cant walk anywhere hmmmm simple deductions..

    4. required on August 15th, 2007 at 5:26 am
  5. How are they not riding up? Or down, for that matter?

    5. Julie on June 13th, 2007 at 3:23 pm
  6. Sexy!

    6. FincherFanatic on May 31st, 2007 at 7:29 am
  7. damn thats some sexy stuff just apreciate it losers

    7. bob on May 10th, 2007 at 3:39 pm
  8. They’re awesome :P

    8. ejes on May 10th, 2007 at 12:12 pm
  9. jenny-

    thanks for your comment. wow.

    “painted on” is sort of an exaggeration of how tight they are. i guess it’s an american thing.

    9. amber on May 10th, 2007 at 8:23 am
  10. hahaha. I live in Japan.
    The other day I went to go get some ice cream with a friend of mine and saw some girl with her thong hanging out that high.

    I’ve noticed a lot of Japanese women dress this way, at least here they do, it seems to me they do it to pick up military men, I always see them getting visitor passes from the Soldiers. :/

    Never seen those pants though.

    I might sound dumb, but don’t really understand the “painted on” pants thing…

    10. Jenny on May 10th, 2007 at 12:40 am
  11. I just just feel the STD’s spreading… eeks

    11. wooty on May 5th, 2007 at 9:22 pm
  12. I can never figure out what girls are thinking who wear stuff like that. I’m sure they’re all thinking different things; it’s not like they are all one gigantic stereotype, but I wonder what sort of thoughts cause one to wear such “fuck me” outfits. Oh, and by the way, I’m quite certain I will be seeing those fuck me jeans on the streets of NY pretty soon. Thank god I saw it HERE first before I made a fool out of myself ogling some 17 year old idiot. Sometimes I stare in disbelief, wondering, as I’ve just explained. Other times, I stare for incomprehensible reasons– it’s not like my eyes can satisfy my loins.

    12. Nate on May 5th, 2007 at 9:21 pm
  13. OMG OMG OMG…

    13. mahret on April 28th, 2007 at 12:42 pm
  14. I was once in the bus and this girl who was like SO skinny (probably sticks her fingers down her throat) was wearing that and she was in front of me and it was her stop but when she got up she had to grab her thong and pull it up but it was so stuck to her painted on pants that they started to fall down she desperately grabbed her thong than pants but not before her pants fell half way down to her knees! So I agree with the BARF BARF BARF!!! lmfao

    14. Emerald Fire on April 25th, 2007 at 2:13 pm
  15. LOL that’s all I have to say haha

    15. Mai on April 23rd, 2007 at 11:41 pm
  16. good lord. i actually thaught you were serious until the end there…

    i…i don’t know what to say but who came up with that ??? and will it actually become popular in japan? gah…

    16. eliza on April 23rd, 2007 at 6:29 pm
  17. those are quite possibly the ugliest things I have ever seen. ever.

    17. scarlettholly on April 21st, 2007 at 7:15 am
  18. BARF BARF BARF.

    18. Amy on April 19th, 2007 at 10:04 am
  19. I literally laughed out loud reading this! I love your blog by the way! Contact me if you want to link exchange.

    19. Rachel on April 18th, 2007 at 11:44 pm
  20. Oh, my stars and garters. Literally.

    20. Lynne on April 18th, 2007 at 4:13 pm

Post a Comment

Your email is never published nor shared. Required fields are marked *

*
*
Close
E-mail It
Socialized through Gregarious 42