Dirty Martini Deals!

Here’s a wicked site with affordable designer clothing called retromartini. Although I cringe at the name (anybody who has ever been told their outfit is so “retro” knows what I mean, it seams these days “retro” is a synonym for “poodle skirt” or “Gucci print”. It is the PT cruiser of words. I hate it. “Martini” is a reference to this damned 30′s swing fad that’s been hanging on by one cadillac fin covered in pomade for the past 15 years, since before Swingers), they really do have some lovely and affordable pieces.

For example:

Navy Circle print dress: $45

Yellow linen tunic: $39

Brown pouf shorts: $26.25

Blue trapeze top: $22

Safari dress:$41

Navy Bubble mini dress: $48

Grey tote: $24.75

There are also awesome shoe deals on this site. I’d make out with the Reverend Horton Heat for some of this stuff! (Ok, maybe not)

EDIT: Holy boogie woogie, check out the CLEARANCE section! (thanks Amber!)