going commando in painted-on jeans

now you CAN. for serious. all those days i dreamed of putting on my favorite jeans without the tedious worry of finding a clean pair of underwear are now over. i can’t believe it. chafing be damned. and it gets better! i can now show off my pasty hipbones and encrust my pubis with rhinestone studs!! this is the best day of my LIFE:


they only cost only $80 USD!
(and your dignity)

EDIT: god help us all, apparently these also come in white.
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