going commando in painted-on jeans

going commando in painted-on jeans

now you CAN. for serious. all those days i dreamed of putting on my favorite jeans without the tedious worry of finding a clean pair of underwear are now over. i can’t believe it. chafing be damned. and it gets better! i can now show off my pasty hipbones and encrust my pubis with rhinestone studs!! this is the best day of my LIFE:

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they only cost only $80 USD!
(and your dignity)

EDIT: god help us all, apparently these also come in white.
for more snarky bad fashion reviews check out these posts:
Go Jane: go get some glasses
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Forever 21: forever an 80 year old toddler

31 comments to going commando in painted-on jeans

  • Lynne

    Oh, my stars and garters. Literally.

  • I literally laughed out loud reading this! I love your blog by the way! Contact me if you want to link exchange.

  • Amy

    BARF BARF BARF.

  • those are quite possibly the ugliest things I have ever seen. ever.

  • good lord. i actually thaught you were serious until the end there…

    i…i don’t know what to say but who came up with that ??? and will it actually become popular in japan? gah…

  • Mai

    LOL that’s all I have to say haha

  • Emerald Fire

    I was once in the bus and this girl who was like SO skinny (probably sticks her fingers down her throat) was wearing that and she was in front of me and it was her stop but when she got up she had to grab her thong and pull it up but it was so stuck to her painted on pants that they started to fall down she desperately grabbed her thong than pants but not before her pants fell half way down to her knees! So I agree with the BARF BARF BARF!!! lmfao

  • Nate

    I can never figure out what girls are thinking who wear stuff like that. I’m sure they’re all thinking different things; it’s not like they are all one gigantic stereotype, but I wonder what sort of thoughts cause one to wear such “fuck me” outfits. Oh, and by the way, I’m quite certain I will be seeing those fuck me jeans on the streets of NY pretty soon. Thank god I saw it HERE first before I made a fool out of myself ogling some 17 year old idiot. Sometimes I stare in disbelief, wondering, as I’ve just explained. Other times, I stare for incomprehensible reasons– it’s not like my eyes can satisfy my loins.

  • wooty

    I just just feel the STD’s spreading… eeks

  • Jenny

    hahaha. I live in Japan.
    The other day I went to go get some ice cream with a friend of mine and saw some girl with her thong hanging out that high.

    I’ve noticed a lot of Japanese women dress this way, at least here they do, it seems to me they do it to pick up military men, I always see them getting visitor passes from the Soldiers. :/

    Never seen those pants though.

    I might sound dumb, but don’t really understand the “painted on” pants thing…

  • jenny-

    thanks for your comment. wow.

    “painted on” is sort of an exaggeration of how tight they are. i guess it’s an american thing.

  • They’re awesome :P

  • bob

    damn thats some sexy stuff just apreciate it losers

  • Julie

    How are they not riding up? Or down, for that matter?

  • required

    (quote from EMERALD FIRE)
    I was once in the bus and this girl who was like SO skinny (probably sticks her fingers down her throat) was wearing that and she was in front of me and it was her stop but when she got up she had to grab her thong and pull it up but it was so stuck to her painted on pants that they started to fall down she desperately grabbed her thong than pants but not before her pants fell half way down to her knees! So I agree with the BARF BARF BARF!!! lmfao

    your the person who makes people stereotypes, just because someone is skinny doesn’t mean shes bolemic or anything she may have an easting disorder but that doesnt mean you should make fun of her for it. your probably the lady in her thirty’s who’s ordering a bo-flex cause 300 pounds is to popular now in America and you see people who look like you walking around everywhere and now you notice you are an eyesore.
    and where you on the bus because you cant walk anywhere hmmmm simple deductions..

  • Mike

    Hot Hot Hot one Hot cshics can wear that so anybody saying not hot is freaking ugly!!!!

  • o my god my mom’s gonna hate those o.0 but i think there pretty cool ^-^

    crisis- Netherlands

  • redconfetti

    wow, now thats hott

  • MиГ-29 Pilot

    loool, that’s a crappy thing.
    well me as a man I’ve noticed that most beautiful women don’t and don’t need to wear “fuck me” clothes. On the other hand, i’ve noticed that the women who aren’t very beautiful or start wearing these things , which i think they do it in an attempt to seduce cheap guys , compensating their “unbeauty”, and ofcourse japs do that cuz most their women became cheap ugly whores, even willing to do striptease live on TV for some cash

  • I found your blog on google and read a few of your other posts. I just added you to my Google News Reader. Keep up the good work. Look forward to reading more from you in the future.

  • FuryGamer

    Any girl wearing these or anything this slutty should be raped. And not be able to complain. If you flaunt your shit, be ready to give it out.

  • Turnt up

    gayyyyyyyy

  • I really enjoyed reading through your blog threads, and I’ve added you to my Newsgator reader.

  • What?! Who doesn’t need a pair of these bad boys? My only concern is weather or not to wear real panties underneath, or just go with the falsies. So many decisions!
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  • WHAT THE FUCK! these are some weird par of jeans i mean they are sexy but all i am saying is if u want people to think u like showing your ass off men are going to pinch your ass flirting with u and raped u if ur that desprit to get a man do not buy these jeans

  • Today, while I was at work, my cousin stole my apple ipad and tested to see if it can survive a forty foot drop, just so she can be a youtube sensation. My apple ipad is now destroyed and she has 83 views. I know this is totally off topic but I had to share it with someone!

  • Truly no matter if someone doesn’t know afterward its up to other users that they will help, so here it takes place.

  • These pants are really different and so hot & sexy. I love these pants they’re just awesome. :)

  • This is hilarious fashion statement personified. It will bring smile to anyone who sees it. Good one.

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