going commando in painted-on jeans
now you CAN. for serious. all those days i dreamed of putting on my favorite jeans without the tedious worry of finding a clean pair of underwear are now over. i can’t believe it. chafing be damned. and it gets better! i can now show off my pasty hipbones and encrust my pubis with rhinestone studs!! this is the best day of my LIFE:
(and your dignity)
EDIT: god help us all, apparently these also come in white.
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April 18th, 2007 at 4:13 pm
Oh, my stars and garters. Literally.
April 18th, 2007 at 11:44 pm
I literally laughed out loud reading this! I love your blog by the way! Contact me if you want to link exchange.
April 19th, 2007 at 10:04 am
BARF BARF BARF.
April 21st, 2007 at 7:15 am
those are quite possibly the ugliest things I have ever seen. ever.
April 23rd, 2007 at 6:29 pm
good lord. i actually thaught you were serious until the end there…
i…i don’t know what to say but who came up with that ??? and will it actually become popular in japan? gah…
April 23rd, 2007 at 11:41 pm
LOL that’s all I have to say haha
April 25th, 2007 at 2:13 pm
I was once in the bus and this girl who was like SO skinny (probably sticks her fingers down her throat) was wearing that and she was in front of me and it was her stop but when she got up she had to grab her thong and pull it up but it was so stuck to her painted on pants that they started to fall down she desperately grabbed her thong than pants but not before her pants fell half way down to her knees! So I agree with the BARF BARF BARF!!! lmfao
April 28th, 2007 at 12:42 pm
OMG OMG OMG…
May 5th, 2007 at 9:21 pm
I can never figure out what girls are thinking who wear stuff like that. I’m sure they’re all thinking different things; it’s not like they are all one gigantic stereotype, but I wonder what sort of thoughts cause one to wear such “fuck me” outfits. Oh, and by the way, I’m quite certain I will be seeing those fuck me jeans on the streets of NY pretty soon. Thank god I saw it HERE first before I made a fool out of myself ogling some 17 year old idiot. Sometimes I stare in disbelief, wondering, as I’ve just explained. Other times, I stare for incomprehensible reasons– it’s not like my eyes can satisfy my loins.
May 5th, 2007 at 9:22 pm
I just just feel the STD’s spreading… eeks
May 10th, 2007 at 12:40 am
hahaha. I live in Japan.
The other day I went to go get some ice cream with a friend of mine and saw some girl with her thong hanging out that high.
I’ve noticed a lot of Japanese women dress this way, at least here they do, it seems to me they do it to pick up military men, I always see them getting visitor passes from the Soldiers. :/
Never seen those pants though.
I might sound dumb, but don’t really understand the “painted on” pants thing…
May 10th, 2007 at 8:23 am
jenny-
thanks for your comment. wow.
“painted on” is sort of an exaggeration of how tight they are. i guess it’s an american thing.
May 10th, 2007 at 12:12 pm
They’re awesome
May 10th, 2007 at 3:39 pm
damn thats some sexy stuff just apreciate it losers
May 31st, 2007 at 7:29 am
Sexy!
June 13th, 2007 at 3:23 pm
How are they not riding up? Or down, for that matter?
August 15th, 2007 at 5:26 am
(quote from EMERALD FIRE)
I was once in the bus and this girl who was like SO skinny (probably sticks her fingers down her throat) was wearing that and she was in front of me and it was her stop but when she got up she had to grab her thong and pull it up but it was so stuck to her painted on pants that they started to fall down she desperately grabbed her thong than pants but not before her pants fell half way down to her knees! So I agree with the BARF BARF BARF!!! lmfao
your the person who makes people stereotypes, just because someone is skinny doesn’t mean shes bolemic or anything she may have an easting disorder but that doesnt mean you should make fun of her for it. your probably the lady in her thirty’s who’s ordering a bo-flex cause 300 pounds is to popular now in America and you see people who look like you walking around everywhere and now you notice you are an eyesore.
and where you on the bus because you cant walk anywhere hmmmm simple deductions..
September 3rd, 2007 at 7:43 am
Hot Hot Hot one Hot cshics can wear that so anybody saying not hot is freaking ugly!!!!
September 27th, 2007 at 12:26 pm
o my god my mom’s gonna hate those o.0 but i think there pretty cool ^-^
crisis- Netherlands
October 18th, 2007 at 1:26 am
wow, now thats hott