Eve’s Knicker Picker

Eve’s Knicker Picker

What is it with elaborate lingerie?

I don’t care if you’re Heidi Klum or Gisele Bundchen, nobody looks good in cheap velour or scratchy lace (although the helmet is totally HOT).

Hell, I’d take duct tape over that.

Now this is super hot, nobody can argue with that, but this was definitely designed by a virgin, because that delicate lace will rip at any sign of heavy breathing and for $1549, you could buy yourself a couple sessions with a sex therapist.

My hubby enjoys simplicity. A pair of boyshorts with a sheer tanktop is his cup-o-tea.

And I’d have to agree. Cozy, comfy, and durable is all I need.

Case in point:

(Scarlett Johansson in Lost in Translation )

But I’ve got a little hippie in me. Why not channel your power animal from your nether regions?

Or if you want something a bit more feminine, check out Etsy:

At least you know that these handmade beauties won’t crumble under a bit of horseplay, no?

H-O-T to trot.

10 comments to Eve’s Knicker Picker

  • Oh. Me and my bf are both simplicity lovers. nice cotton, maybe some nice prints, sporty cuts, that’s it…

  • Eli

    Oh my daring, I already get random hits to my website about spying because of my name (like spying on grandma changing clothes). some one out there is going to search for butts, trashy lingerie or something strange and find this!

    The really expensive ensemble reminds me of one of the challenges in the second season of Project runway where they had to design lingerie.

  • Oh that black number is so very beauteous…

  • the black is beautiful, but I have to admit that the etsy ones look like they are going to move around a bit and bit uncomfortable.

  • tia

    Hi Eve,

    great post! …hands down… the black wins…but I don’t know about paying $1549… maybe $15.49 … LOL! j/k

    Allow me to quickly introduce myself. My name’s Tia and I’m the Online Marketing and PR Specialist at Expansion Plus (PR Agency). I’m also the Community Manager for an online lingerie store called Herroom. I truly believe that undergarments play a huge role in fashion. Undergarments definitely help to boost your body. Wouldn’t you agree?

    Did you know that there’s an Undie Awards that happens every year? Yep! The Undie Awards! It’s held by Herroom. It’s a revealing look at America’s favorite underwear. It honors the best (and worst) in men’s and women’s intimate apparel. This year was extremely special because we were able to raise money for Cancer Research.

    Unfortuantely, the awards are over but I do have a list of the ”Best Summer Bras” as voted on by American Women in the Undie Awards for average and full figured women. I would love if you blogged about it. May I send you the list and pics?

    http://www.herroom.com

    Best,
    Tia
    tiaj@expansionplus.com

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    knickerpicker.com totally hot!

  • knickerpicker is a great place to get some sexy undies.

  • the host of Project Runway is also very good in presenting this show, the contestants have lots of potential too and are pretty’,*

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