forever an 80 year old toddler

forever an 80 year old toddler

ok, as you know, i’m in love with the romper, and i bought a great one this weekend for a song, but holy methane gas! Forever21 really let one rip with this stinker. goddamn! next time i wanna look like an easter egg decorated by a retarded 3 year old in a convalescent home, i’ll wish i’d bought this frumpy, shapeless horror show.

woven floral jumpsuit
woven floral jumpsuit $26
seriously. yikes. who in the world could pull this off? or would even want to try?? forever 21, you’re on notice.

EDIT: it occurs to me that this might possibly be the perfect thing to wear on your next serious bender:
-one less piece of clothing to try and remember not to take off
-the perfect camouflage for an adult diaper
-if you puked on it, who would notice?

3 comments to forever an 80 year old toddler

  • Lynne

    YE GODS. If you hadn’t told me this was a romper I wouldn’t've had a clue what it even was.

  • sherwin

    I’m going to put it in my closet and bring it out to wear as a fancy hat when I’m 80.

  • someone must be laughing their asses of at forever 21 right now – they actually managed to convince someone to make this god-awful garment, and they may even convince people to buy it. Man is it fugly!

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