What is it with elaborate lingerie?
I don’t care if you’re Heidi Klum or Gisele Bundchen, nobody looks good in cheap velour or scratchy lace (although the helmet is totally HOT).
Hell, I’d take duct tape over that.
Now this is super hot, nobody can argue with that, but this was definitely designed by a virgin, because that delicate lace will rip at any sign of heavy breathing and for $1549, you could buy yourself a couple sessions with a sex therapist.
My hubby enjoys simplicity. A pair of boyshorts with a sheer tanktop is his cup-o-tea.
And I’d have to agree. Cozy, comfy, and durable is all I need.
Case in point:
(Scarlett Johansson in Lost in Translation )
But I’ve got a little hippie in me. Why not channel your power animal from your nether regions?
Or if you want something a bit more feminine, check out Etsy:
At least you know that these handmade beauties won’t crumble under a bit of horseplay, no?
H-O-T to trot.
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i’m more than willing to dig through loads of junk to find some reasonably priced treasures. and i do like a large selection. but some of GoJane’s junk are real DOOZIES. SO offensive, SO repulsive, I hardly ever go there, despite their wicked prices. they desperately need a more selective buyer, or at least one that’s slightly less blind. behold, the hideousness…  tri-color top ($17): if you wear this, beware, i might think you’re a pinata and smack you. but that’s ok, because you’ll deserve it. white apolline jacket ($33): OMG! now my french show poodle and i can be figure skating partners! represent bikini and senate boyshorts ($40): oh say can you see, my nips through this crappy polyester!? if you wore this to my 4th of july BBQ, i might accidently severely undercook your chicken. nautical applique skirt ($19): i know! let’s take a perfectly passable skirt and slap on a random red, gold and blue anchor patch and ridiculously long fuschia ribbons so you will feel like you have spiders are climbing up your leg all day! wee!  scholar(??) dress ($23): if you have a habit of drinking waaaay too much goldschlager, passing out face down and then pissing yourself, this is the dress for you. ashling shorts ($24): i don’t mind a bubble hem on a short short, but the fabric and lack of front seams on this make it look like an adult diaper. and they went CRAZY on the colors. what in the hell would you wear these with?! oh yeah of course, an adult diaper. apprize skirt ($34): emblazoning “hindu-inspired deities” across your ass is SO yesteryear. wyoming capris ($29): faded turquoise denim capris may be out, but dirty faded turquoise denim capris are AWESOME. oh, i almost forgot:  mmm, taste that? i looove the piquant flavor of throat bile. delish. all that being said, i kinda really want to buy this, this and these.
our beautiful older sister is a fantastic mother and chic as all getout. lookit!  handmade couture crepe hat, beaded necklace and sparkley pin (made by tiny child-sized hands, but not in a sweatshop) silk headscarf, the perfect colour for her gorgeous pale skin white trapeze top, complete with handpainted grape jelly stain, a great compliment to the scarf and belt purple sequined elastic belt (i’m pretty sure this is the same belt i wore to my first concert which was, eek, They Might Be Giants). those straight leg jeans are such a great colour, wash and fit for her amazing figure! sweet knotted wedges, probably from Payless. she always finds the best styles there. ::::::: Never was fashion this important in men’s shoes, ever since prada shoes as well as gucci shoes introduced their lines. i attended my first italian wedding a couple of years ago. what a TO DO! seriously. its all very traditional and formal, the church ceremony lasts for at least an hour and a half (not sure, i think i lost consciousness from about halfway through the 32nd sermon) but for some reason, no one is afraid to wear black. at the one i went to, the mother of the groom wore black! ok, so maybe it was a deep grey, but nonetheless. but they sure did know how to party! my favorite was the late night espresso bar (you haven’t lived until you’ve tried cappuccino with sambuca)! so make sure to bring your dancing shoes! here’s a look using two adorable little black dresses that go from prim and proper day dress to chic and sexy cocktail. black and white and yellow are way too chic!  look! i can afford something at anthropologie! poplin tuxedo dress: $49.95 too freaking adorable, i guess i’m not over the shortsleeve jacket yet cream linen ruched sleeve jacket: $22.80 i’m so innocent quilted faux leather headband: $4.80 yummy cream shirred ribbon flats: $38 so precious yellow bow clutch: $10.80 sweet vintage green pendant necklace: $12 bringing sexy black satin column dress: $38 legs to there gold strappy shoes: $28 goes with anything gold organza detail necklace: $8.80 luxurious cream wrap with gold trim: $18 |
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