How Can Such Beauty Spring from Such a Poopy Name?

You all remember Amber’s train kids post. Well, Fecal Face remains a daily haunt for me and their Photo of the Day feature is my favorite. There are so many hip kids and lovely clothes that I decided to sift through the June and July submissions and post my favorite:

C’mon. Stop smiling at me like you are the cutest girl in the world who’s also wearing the cutest dress in the world while holding the leash of the cutest pit bull in the world (Notice I didn’t say “cutest dog in the world”, as we all know who that is.), because well, you are. Even though, as a survivor of a pit bull attack, I am justified in hating pit bulls forever, that puppyface and that dress have moved me to grant temporary clemency for the sake of this post.

This woman is single-handedly (and double-breastedly) bringing back those protactor-sized frames and original Macintoshes (and I must have those shoes). No man can remain floppy around her.

This girl was the only one in the shot five seconds ago, thats how H-O-T she is. Those dudes are just smoking cigarettes in an attempt to make their penises look large in comparison. Something tells me this chicky-pants isn’t falling for it.

She’s reading her fan mail. One of them’s from me to her sweater.

NICE trenchcoat!!! Hopefully you’re not nude under there, because that coat belongs on the wall next to the Warhol.

I can’t even really see what she’s wearing, but isn’t this picture mesmorizing? I hope she’s watching out for cars out her window, it would be a shame for that gorgeous mane to get matted in blood. Or maybe she’s taking that beautiful room on tour to show the world what serenity looks like.