Sorry for the bad cell phone photos, but I’m waiting for the camera I accidently left in Joshua Tree to be mailed back to me…
Anyway, take a peek at these adorable neon lace panties I got at Wal-Mart…
Disclaimer: Wal-Mart is evil. Yes, I realize this is a popular opinion (er… fact) and yes, I realize that because I shop there for their $4 prescriptions and whatever else I grab during the pharmacy’s half hour long wait (sham!), that makes me a hypocrite. I am well aware of my shoddy integrity, thank you very much. But these? Cute, comfy as all hell, a flattering cut and less than a dollar each.
My roommate works at Planned Parenthood, who are now promoting these rad condoms.
Which come in these elegant cigarette-style boxes that say “Proper Attire… Required for Entry.” How obvious is that? Not just the saucy slogan and the discreet, purse-sized 3-pack box design, but the fact that you’ll be so stoked to show off how classy your condoms are that you’ll never “forget” again. Well-played, Planned Parenthood’s marketing team. You too, safe sex.
Ahhh. Now I’m well prepared for… my, uh, “legendary” boyfriend. His name is, um… Beau. Beauregard Smith. Yup! He’s totally epic.
wal-mart .. the necessary evil…
love the panties! and the condoms!
Panties are really cute. So are the condoms. Been married almost 18 years and got 2 kids but want a pack of these anyway for the style. I have conflicted emotions about Walmart too. I get it. Love your site. Have it as feed on my Yahoo page. The twins rock!!!
Hahahah I love you so much for mentioning Wal-Mart and Planned Parenthood in the same post. Well played, dear Amber, well played.
wow, those condom boxes are really well designed, very surprising. I hate walmart too, but I don’t have health insurance and the prescriptions that are $4 at walmart are like $35 everywhere else, so it’s kind of a no brainer… unfortunately.
Thanks for adding our vintage store in to your shopping links, We don’t believe anyone should over pay for Vintage….or anything for that matter!
yay! i have those panties too! i hate walmart, but those panties were a bargain, i almost bought more the other day!
the panties are less than a dollar each because an 8 year old in china makes them for like 5 cents an hour!