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Mentionable Unmentionables

Sorry for the bad cell phone photos, but I’m waiting for the camera I accidently left in Joshua Tree to be mailed back to me…

Anyway, take a peek at these adorable neon lace panties I got at Wal-Mart…

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Disclaimer: Wal-Mart is evil. Yes, I realize this is a popular opinion (er… fact) and yes, I realize that because I shop there for their $4 prescriptions and whatever else I grab during the pharmacy’s half hour long wait (sham!), that makes me a hypocrite. I am well aware of my shoddy integrity, thank you very much. But these? Cute, comfy as all hell, a flattering cut and less than a dollar each.

My roommate works at Planned Parenthood, who are now promoting these rad condoms.

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Which come in these elegant cigarette-style boxes that say “Proper Attire… Required for Entry.” How obvious is that? Not just the saucy slogan and the discreet, purse-sized 3-pack box design, but the fact that you’ll be so stoked to show off how classy your condoms are that you’ll never “forget” again. Well-played, Planned Parenthood’s marketing team. You too, safe sex.

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Ahhh. Now I’m well prepared for… my, uh, “legendary” boyfriend. His name is, um… Beau. Beauregard Smith. Yup! He’s totally epic.

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  1. the panties are less than a dollar each because an 8 year old in china makes them for like 5 cents an hour!

    1. brynne on March 4th, 2008 at 2:27 am

  2. yay! i have those panties too! i hate walmart, but those panties were a bargain, i almost bought more the other day!

    2. emilyfate on March 3rd, 2008 at 6:18 pm

  3. Thanks for adding our vintage store in to your shopping links, We don’t believe anyone should over pay for Vintage….or anything for that matter!

    3. punky on March 3rd, 2008 at 1:00 pm

  4. wow, those condom boxes are really well designed, very surprising. I hate walmart too, but I don’t have health insurance and the prescriptions that are $4 at walmart are like $35 everywhere else, so it’s kind of a no brainer… unfortunately.

    4. fidgetfinds on March 3rd, 2008 at 12:56 pm

  5. Hahahah I love you so much for mentioning Wal-Mart and Planned Parenthood in the same post. Well played, dear Amber, well played.

    5. Winona on March 3rd, 2008 at 10:47 am

  6. Panties are really cute. So are the condoms. Been married almost 18 years and got 2 kids but want a pack of these anyway for the style. I have conflicted emotions about Walmart too. I get it. Love your site. Have it as feed on my Yahoo page. The twins rock!!!

    6. TC on March 3rd, 2008 at 10:06 am

  7. wal-mart .. the necessary evil…

    love the panties! and the condoms!

    7. lexie on March 2nd, 2008 at 11:38 pm

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