check me out: in saccharine eyelet

I adore this dress and all its feminine wiles, but I again had the irresistible urge to ugly it up a little…

eyelet dress cap sleeves

… by wearing shoes made out of rubber bands.
elastic shoes

eyelet babydoll – $15.20 (!!) with discount code HIP20 at
elastic belt – came with another dress
elastic booties (seriously, my feet look like stretchy hooves from hell! they’re in a hideous prison of elastic! God, I LOVE these!) – $4 at a flea market in some nearby Godforsaken Town

photos by Nick Avey