Painfully Hip Design Collective- Film Noir Moderne

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green vintage maxi dress

sequin oleg cassini blouse

pleated jumpsuit

eyelet jumpsuit band jacket

eyelet jumpsuit

pleated backless pantsuit

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Haute 80s Glam Silky one-piece Deep V Harem Jumpsuit
Art Deco Pendant Statement Necklace
Hot 70s mint green halter maxi dress
Exquisite Oleg Cassini deep V sequin beaded blouse sold
Unbelievable pleated backless jumpsuit with lace applique
Awesome 90s off-the-shoulder eyelet jumpsuit with stirrups
Futuristic black, silver and gold waist belt
Sweet 80s black ruched leather heeled bow boots 7.5-8 sold
Perfect red and black 80s cropped marching band jacket
40s sumptuous vintage fur jacket with tres chic angular shoulders
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Note: Model is a size 10-12, but the green dress, red jacket, beaded blouse and fur would be suitable for sizes 6-8

We had so much fun on this shoot! This was Eileen’s first time modeling, if you can believe that, and she looks like she was born on in front of the camera. Crystal (of Article Salon in Roseville) did some amazing things with Eileen’s asymmetrical platinum coif. The too adorable Tyler & Christina took my left-field neo-noir ideas and made beautiful art out of them. Christina also rocked the makeup and brought out the luminescence of Eileen’s skin. Tracy of Vintage Found did such a great job finding 80s vintage inspired by 40s futurism that my styling job was hardly a job at all. Skills! Thunderhorse Vintage provided the blue/black jumpsuit and the amazing sequin blouse (which totally reminds me of this cyberpunk gypsy dress from the Glamourai). Thanks all! I am THRILLED with the results!

Also, please take note that two items from the last PHDC photoshoot , found here and here, are up for auction at the amazing Market Publique (exclusive auctions for only the best vintage! Prices are easy on the eyes too!) at a fraction of their original prices. Calm down, ladies.

Devastating 80s harem pants with geometric print sold
Amazing 90s turquoise acidwash denim romper onesie sold

Thunderous Threads: Throwback to the Future with Thunderhorse Vintage

Here is my latest article for the Sacramento News and Review. I hope you enjoy it!
Everything in the photo is available in our Etsy store.

Thunderous Threads
Throwback to the Future with Thunderhorse Vintage

Smack dab in the middle of the biggest recession in decades – neon, splashy prints, acid wash, and tight-rolled jeans are rampant. Ironically, this year spring trends are dilly-dallying in the late 80s and early 90s, times of comparable fiscal peril. Did we accidently take a wrong turn in a hyperspace DeLorean? How can we dabble in throwback fashion when all our Hypercolor shirts have permanent pit-stains and our bare wallets are the only accessories worthy of such concern?

For Jennifer and Marilyn Ayres, co-owners of local vintage boutique Thunderhorse Vintage, this irony isn’t a problem. The sprightly twenty-three year old twin sisters have been fans of 80s punk and thrift store vintage since their high school days in Davis, where the overriding fashion aesthetic was plainly “collegiate.” Both girls are known to sport a neon mishmash of punk-infused layers expertly altered for maximum impact – not for peripheral viewing. Jen, for instance, wears her hair in an angled modern mullet in bright auburn with panels of shocking turquoise. She has been spotted behind the counter of her store wearing spandex workout wear Jane Fonda might covet. Her personal style is an authentic expression of who she is: bright, cheeky, unapologetic, and obsessed with vintage.

Jennifer started Thunderhorse Vintage in a small room at the back of Bows & Arrows’ gargantuan premises on L St, but has now moved into its own real estate at 2522 J St. She describes her store’s collection as “artifacts” of the past, boasting an abundance of pristine specimens from every era. She continues to unearth such stunners from the Bush Sr. and Reagan era to keep up with increasing springtime demands. In case you were wondering, their prices are as reasonable as a beer on Friday.

For this spring fashion shoot (see photo), Thunderhorse and I took some of the store’s more obviously dated pieces and combined them in a modern way. Some may deem this pair of geometric-patterned tapered cotton pants —formerly known as “Hammer pants,” nowadays thinly disguised as “harem pants”— unwearable, but modern versions of this controversial shape have reached a definite height this season. To contrast their former life of beanbag chairs and matching pattern half-shirts, we combined these pants with a slim black tank, a metallic floral vest and a dizzying dose of unpredictable accessories. 

Thunderhorse argues that you don’t need to be part of the soulless consumerist machine to stay distinctive and hip. Vintage, a little creativity and a lot of balls go a long way. The result is a modern silhouette exploding with fun, nostalgia… and spring-like overtones of endless possibility.

Here’s a lil snapshot of me, Jen Thunderhorse and the model, Jillian at a recent MOD fashion show.

90s fashion

Painfully Trite Twitter Tweets

  • This my life these days- doing graphic design from a hair salon chair. #
  • Just ate at the worst restaurant ever. I didn’t even pay and I feel shystered. #
  • On top of Telegraph Hill soaking up the San Francisco sun. The view is as clear as crystal – I think I can see my house from here. #
  • Saw several acid green parrots in a tree on the hike up. The wind sounds exactly like the ocean. #
  • Just left a speakeasy with a secret bookcase entrance, now chatting up locals at an old Kerouac hangout. #
  • Discovered a dark Ginger Rogers- themed dive bar in SF with a mostly male clientelle. Hmm. #
  • The bf invented a new cocktail – The Call Girl : a dirty gin and tonic with an olive instead of a lime. Yum. #
  • Train delayed on account of pedestrian crossing gone wrong. Drinking beers, playin War and happy to be alive. #

thrift star of the day: band vamp

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Makes you wonder where the term “band geek” could possibly have come from. How could this jacket be so perfect?

check me out: cuban drug dealer

high-waisted striped linen pants

high-waisted striped linen pants

My bf said these linen beauties look like cuban drug dealer pants. Awesome. They are so comfortable and breathable, they will be my uniform for the long hot summer of bicycle riding and roadtrips… and drug dealing (April Fools!).

hat – snaked from Eve’s closet
sunnies – (gift from bf) Bows & Arrows vintage
jacket – Target clearance AGES ago
leather floral fringe pouch – Thunderhorse Vintage
top – LadyLanguage
striped linen tapered trousers – Bows & Arrows Vintage
leather wedge sandals – $1 at Atelier, Sacramento

A new Painfully Hip Design Collective post is upcoming this week! A photographic extravaganza featuring film noir lighting, 70s and 80s vintage (with no less than 3 awesome jumpsuits!) from Deborah Jean Vintage, styled with late 30s futurism in mind on a stunning plus size model. Just you wait.

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