Painfully Trite Twitter Tweets for 2009-07-05

Twitterhipsters! Have a sneak peek at our first Painfully Hip Roadtrip Thrift shoot in Sedona! Whatcha think? http://snipr.com/l23ac #
Amarillo, TX scares me. Think I'll just stay in this cowboy-themed hotel with some authentic Amarillo cuisine: Taco Bell and Budweiser. #
Just stopped at a Texas roadside attraction- the largest cross in the world… Featuring a crying Jesus holding an aborted fetus in his hand #
YES. MJ tribute dance party in Fayetteville, Arkansas. Was told we conquered the dance floor. Big toe blisters on both feet. No regrets. #
Shopped Fayetteville today and made out like bandits! The Attic! Yay! #
Diana is documenting our cross-country thrifting roadtrip like CNN document the death of MJ, but with 89x more fun http://wellwornroad.com/ #
Please don't miss the hilariousness of @AwesomeAllDay documenting our roadtrip… and the finding of aborted fetuses. http://www.awesomeallday.com #