How To Pack In Your Purse (No, Really!)

When sensational Sarah of Yes and Yes (two of my favorite words and definitely one of my favorite reads), approached me to guest post on Painfully Hip, I nearly pooped myself… it felt almost akin to Angelina Jolie asking politely if she could guest host on The Bonnie Hunt Show.
I thought I had the subject of packing light covered, but now she’s gone ahead and one-upped me like I’m, well, Bonnie Hunt.
Thanks so much, Sarah (I think)!

Do you guys actively fantasize about The Type Of Woman you want to be? My imaginary best self usually boasts a wardrobe of carefully selected vintage gear, makes witty commentary about current events (“Oh that Kim Jung Ill is just rapacious!”), owns a boxer named Steve and never, ever has to check her luggage.

While I may never accomplish the dog-ownership (my apartment’s too small) or the witty commentary (unless you count thinking of a clever comeback in the car two hours later) I think I can manage the luggage component of that fantasy. In fact, I’ve got this bit so down pat, I successfully packed for a weekend in Chicago using only my purse.
What? Yes.

bag

Now, I grant you that my purse? Well, it’s rather large. But within its confines I managed to fit my netbook, camera, makeup bag, pajamas and two outfits. If you’re keen to try this madness yourself – a few tips:

Dresses are Best
Dresses are fantastic even when you’re not trying to pack in your purse – one thing! outfit complete! You can bring one cute dress and a few things to layer with it and viola – several outfits, you genius, you!
outfit1

Accessories = Totally Different Outfit
Yes, I’m now applying for a job with the Obvious Committee. But it bears repeating – headbands/necklaces/leggings completely change the look of your ensemble, right? I brought a cute navy dress that I thrifted to wear on its own with a funky necklace as I poked around Millennium Park and shopped. The next day, I wore it with a little button-up and a different necklace when I met Winona of DaddyLikey fame for lunch and gossip.

outfit2

The All Important Big Scarf
The big scarf. It elevates most any outfit, makes you look like you miiiight be European (or at least from New York) and it can double as a pillow/wrap/towel/blanket. When I got off the bus in Chicago at 6 am, I wandered around the city in my pajamas taking photos. When I stopped at a coffee shop for breakfast, I asked the barista if it was painfully obvious that I was wearing my pajamas and she assured me that it wasn’t. I credit my big scarf for this answer. And her desire for a tip.

pajamas

Skimp on the Toiletries
If you’re staying with friends or at a hotel there’s really no need to bring shampoo/conditioner/lotion and the like, eh? They take up heaps of room, weigh your bag down and might spill all over that cute satin lining. Besides, I’m always partial to trying out my friends’ products to see if I’m missing out on anything.

The Patented Roll-Packing Technique
Any experienced packer will corner you to sing the praises of roll-packing. Rolling your clothes will keep them (relatively) wrinkle free and take up exponentially less space. If you want to up the level of anal retentiveness just a bit, you can put your rolled clothing in a separate bag inside your purse so they don’t come unrolled and mingle with everything else. You will also be less likely to pull out your black thong at Panera when you’re digging through your purse looking for change.

Would you ever pack in your purse? What are your packing tips?

preen (and buffalo exchange!) fashion show for tucson HocoFest 2009

what’s HocoFest?  oh, you know…  i had no idea either.  until there was a fashion show involved (and that right there sums up the extent of the brain-space i devote to anything non textile-related…).

so turns out, it’s a pretty freakin’ awesome 3-day festival that “a celebration of all things music, solar & sustainable during labor day weekend in sunny tucson, AZ- home to one of the best indie music scenes in the states.”
(aw!  thanks hocofest website!  i think tucson has one of the best “indie music scenes in the states” as well!)

 

emilie

emilie, half of the preen-ownership duo.  um, was this dress MADE for her, or are you going to be 
stubborn and argue with the obvious?

so everyone’s favorite vintage shop in tucson, preen, would be getting involved, obviously.  
how so?  by combining with the also-fabulous buffalo exchange to create a  ”sustainable fashion show.”

um, hi world!  did you say that the show involved all things thrifted and vintage?  
huh…  i suppose we could work within those parameters.

 

preen tucson

pre-show. we (and by “we” i mean emilie,) did a fantastic job with the theme, no?  

so the theme was “glam rock,” something which i personally have never embraced as a style choice. it turned out to be a lot of fun to work with though, actually.

amber and i spent way too many hours combing through photos of david bowie, lamenting over our lack of one armed/one legged psychedelic jumpsuits, and listening to all things sparkly and amazing in our itunes.  we styled some really amazing catwalk outfits, which were immediately tossed out the door the minute we set foot in preen and realized we had some serious options to work with.  

 

d and ambo

me, amber and evee, wearing more makeup, leopard print and hairspray than we will for 
the entire rest of the year combined.

 

so preen had eight models total, and buffalo exchange had somewhere around 30, but we totally managed to kill it anyway. the missing 8th model from the group picture at the top?  this handsome looking fellow, abraham:

 

abraham, preen fashion show abraham, one of the only men i know who can totally rock pleather pants and a sequined bomber.

 

something else amazing?  tuani’s vintage gold fringe skirt, docs, and one glove:
seriously emilie, how do you pull this off?!?!

 

tauni malmgrenok, so she’s glove-less here, but i promise one came on for the show…

 

so enough “behind the scenes” already, right?!?!   you’re ready for some actual show-action!!
well, that’s “behind the scenes” too.  (hey, best spot in the house.  and a change of scenery…)

so…  some of us had never actually walked the the runway before and were actually a wee bit terrified.  i won’t say who this “someone” is, because i’d be embarrassed.  (hey!  i’m not a model, i’m a designer and a stylist!  being stared at is terrifying!)

this photo does the situation no justice – we’re all on the runway at this point – which i’m cool with.  but how does a girl with absolutely no catwalk experience pull it off when it’s her turn alone down the runway?  well, if you’re ever in the same situation, i’ll give you a little hint: do your most ridiculous dance and pretend everyone is eating it up.  

 

runwaythere’s no terror in large groups…

 

and not to save the best for last, but the show-stopper of the evening?  i don’t think anyone can argue with this:

 

eveeevee, in her cage-dress/vintage lingerie/black velvet little-boy blazer number, with the most amazing hair ever…

AND

erin's dressum, yeah.  an amazing trash can ball gown erin bradley, the other half of the preen
magnificence created by hand.  
yeah, i said it.  BY HAND.

and in case all that wasn’t enough, the Meat Puppets played immediately after our part of the show.  the meat puppets!  stop and think about that for a minute or two.  seriously, how awesome are the 90s?!?!

Painfully Here: Our First Roomie Shoot

After a very busy weekend, we finally got a chance to play dress-up with Diana’s closet (since mine has now shrunk from “walk-in” to “portable”) and chisel out our favorite fall trends. This, as fellow Tucsonans know, is a hilarious feat in early September. The relaxed look on my face is a SHAM, it was 96 degrees and not a good day for boots and sweaters and hats. However, fun was had… and not just by our on-looking neighbors with the cooler of High Life.

These were all taken in and around our new house – a veritable paydirt of textures and colors that any photographer would covet. Perfect! (Click on photos to get to the Etsy listings).

sundress to fall dress

sundress to fall dress

black ruffle dress

keepers - 172

waitress dress

hip prairie blouse outfit

Photos by Diana Deaver
Styled and modeled by Amber Mortensen

Red Carpet Event at TJ Maxx

I don’t know if a red carpet event qualifies as such if it starts at 8am at a discount department store and there is no booze or paparazzi involved… If, however, it means that a corporation spoils the spit out of you for 24 hours, then yes, I attended a red carpet event. In Glendale, California.

Thank you very much to TJ Maxx for inviting me, putting me up at the Hilton and then, so very kindly, offering to buy my “return” leg to Tucson. You could say that the price of my interstate move was on the dime of a corporation. That’s how I roll. Thanks again, TJ Maxx.
That is me on the left. Pretty sure my dress is off-price. Shoes from MustHaveShoes.com

Alison Deyette with two rad DKNY dresses. The one on the left is, like 99% off. Or was it the right one.

Two rad DKNY dresses. The one on the left is, like 99% off. Or was it the right one.


photos by Kimberly of My Good Cents

Anyhow. Style expert and TV personality, the lovely Alison Deyette, explained to us the ins and outs of why off-price retailers, Marshalls and TJ Maxx are so effing rad. In the words of legit wordsmith, Well-Heeled With a Mission:

  • TJ Maxx buyers travel 40 weeks out of the year to speak to vendors all over the world.
  • Off-price retailers engage in “opportunistic” buying, i.e. when forecasting mistakes, canceled orders, or overproduction result in more items that a full-priced retailer can buy, an off-price will come in and buy the merchandise at vastly discounted prices.
  • Most of the merchandise at off-price retailers are in-season, and are released at the same time as full-priced merchandise at department stores. (i.e., you can find a dress at Nordstroms and the same dress at TJ Maxx in the same week.)
  • Off-price retailers have a fast turnaround time of as short as 2-3 weeks from the time a shipment is ordered to the time that the products are delivered, processed, and shown on the floor.
  • Department stores have the option of shipping back merchandise they don’t sell, but off-price retailers’ purchases are final.
  • As you know, I am not huge into “labels” and “names,” but I do, indeed I do, appreciate quality and a good deal when I see it. At this TJ Maxx, I managed to score:

  • A cozy blouse for $1
  • A gorgeous liberty print tiered halter dress by Grass (missing the neck tie – a 2 millisecond fix) for $3
  • Some Amplify styling mousse with moisturizer sample for $4
  • An amazing zebra print backless one-piece swimsuit for $15
  • And… a pair of wowza 70s-licious cornflower J Brand jeans made out of the softest denim in the known universe. I literally had to close my eyes as I smoothed them on. Only $39. A splurge for me, but leaving them in the store would be akin to leaving my first born on Michael Jackson’s doorstep (Ok, sorry! Even I cringed at that one. TOO SOON).
  • I am currently editing photos from the Preen Glam Rock Fashion Show! Here’s a teaser:

    These WILL be joining the ranks of my closet soon enough. That is legit vintage python. BELIEVE.

    These WILL be joining the ranks of my closet soon enough. That is legit vintage python. BELIEVE.

    Painfully Trite Twitter Tweets for 2009-09-06

    • Out of coffee. Half a beer instead. @AwesomeAllDay calls beer "God's Caffeine." #
    • Kate Moss and some gypsies giving homelessness mad street cred for V Magazine http://bit.ly/21HAaI #
    • Just sold a large portion of my wardrobe for about $5. Oh desperation, you are an ugly ugly beast. #
    • Is there anyone in LA that's free to hang tomorrow night? I've got a free room at the Hilton and nowhere to be. #
    • :) Getting a minivan cab by myself feels so indulgent! Oh right, its to Glendale. Sigh. #
    • Fancypants hotel in Glendale. No restaurants within walking distance. Looks like airline peanuts for dinner for me! #
    • #RedCarpetTJMaxx I'm here! See you all tomorrow, bright and early! Does it still qualify as "red carpet" if it starts at 8am? #
    • Fancypants hotel in Glendale. No restaurants within walking distance. Looks like airline peanuts for dinner for me! #RedCarpetTJMaxx #
    • TJ Maxx in Glendale is off the hizz! Scored a swimsuit, dress, top, underwear, hairspray, and some J Brand Denim for $75 #redcarpettjmaxx #
    • Sweet. Southwest says i cant check bags or go through security for another hour. So now i'm hanging out in a freaking doorway with 3 hug … #
    • …and NO WIFI. This town is a POX on society. #
    • Security check: traumatic at best. LAX sucks so many balls. #
    • doesn't know where she is. #
    • Been traveling so much, my FB friends are trying to help me figure out where i currently am. Oh hilarity. http://snipr.com/rmabp #
    • Tucson Day 1: My tour guide is sick & hiding, the shower sprays in one lethal piss stream & I think that egg I ate was older than my nephew. #
    • Our fashion show just opened for the Meat Puppets. Surrealism is my norm. #