One of these things is not like the other…

We received the following comment today:

I’m loving the hair, & I was kinda shocked I found your lovely face in one of my town’s local bar’s flyers
other than that I love reading your blog.
keep it painfully hip <3<3

-Denisse

We, of course, knew nothing about this. And, Denisse, we’d really like to know the name of your town so we can, perhaps, have a go at the “sexual piñata.” This is the best day ever.
The image is below. Let me prepare you… I am never going to stop laughing at this. Ever

The following post is Rory’s reaction (he’s the handsome devil with the thumb on the right). Who was the other guy, you ask? No idea. Another victim of bad photoshopping… which was also inflicted on my formerly 2D digital boobs (I mean, you can’t pull off a Hooters shirt ironicly if you own actual boobs. C’mon).

via AwesomeAllDay.
-Amber

habana-banana

hoots

Original post where our Fayetteville souvenirs go wrong on our Painfully Hip Roadtrip.

Wow… this gives me the cold dead feeling in my insides previously reserved for films by Todd Solondz.The photo is taken from the Awesome All Day Good Will Tour outside of Fayetteville. I’m not sure who the hispanic stubbly guy is but, I’m choosing to believe that he is Diana’s new boyfriend Lorenzo Lamas.
lorenzo-lamas

My Spanish is wonky, but I’m pretty sure the flyer roughly translates into:

October 23rd

“NIGHT OF SOLIDARITY”

For tornadoes and people suffering from tuberculosis

LIVE BOOZE of 8-11

And yes a Tornado can coincide with a tuberculosis, they are the two love lives in the Jungle at night!

Discuss this with your sexual Piñatas!

And yes a Tornado can coincide with a tuberculosis, they are the two love lives in the Jungle at night!

Discuss this with your sexual Piñatas!

ummmm…… wow.

Barrie

October 21, 2009 at 3:35 pm

I think you need to crash that bar and demand a portion of every evening’s tequila shot (LIVE BOOZE) earnings.

Katie

October 22, 2009 at 12:02 pm

okay, my Spanish slang is a little rusty as well, but here’s a better translation:

Friday October 23
Singles Night
For Screws and Nuts
Live Free from 8-11
… and if a screw pairs with a nut, the two of them will live free in the jungle all night long! (i.e. bowm chicka wow wow)
THERE WILL BE SEXUAL PINATAS

and yes, you should definitely call the number at the bottom and ask what percentage of the proceeds is going toward their attorney fees (you know, for the pending lawsuit). You are more than a couple of tuercas they can use to sell booz!