Painfully Hip in My Hipsters: Swimwear Season?

This post brought to you by Express. All opinions are 100% mine.

This time I’m just going to skip my obligatory “not sorry I live in the desert” disclaimer and just go ahead and say it. “I’m thinking about swim suits!  

Ooh, that felt nice. 

Just as that whimsical sentence entered my brain, I got an email from the folks at Express that included a link to their women’s swimwear section. To check out my new suit and find out how to win a $200 Express Gift Card, read on!

There, amongst the flurry of uber-femininity (twee bows, ruffles, and animal prints) that I would normally shy away from, was this suit.

Express Swimwear

It fits like a dream and the pattern is this splashy print in ticklish colors – light turquoise, yellow, pink and purple. The bandeau top has a removable strap and a brilliant curved U-ring design that rids this style of its famous “pancake effect.” To polish off the perfection, this is the shape of hipster bottoms I’ve been searching all my life for: somewhere in-between cheeky boyshort and demure brief. 

Swimwear at Express is on sale right now… and they’re running a contest to give away a multitude of gift certificates when you sign up for their Express e-mail (click here for sweepstakes rules)!



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