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Mentionable Unmentionables

Sorry for the bad cell phone photos, but I’m waiting for the camera I accidently left in Joshua Tree to be mailed back to me…

Anyway, take a peek at these adorable neon lace panties I got at Wal-Mart…

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Disclaimer: Wal-Mart is evil. Yes, I realize this is a popular opinion (er… fact) and yes, I realize that because I shop there for their $4 prescriptions and whatever else I grab during the pharmacy’s half hour long wait (sham!), that makes me a hypocrite. I am well aware of my shoddy integrity, thank you very much. But these? Cute, comfy as all hell, a flattering cut and less than a dollar each.

My roommate works at Planned Parenthood, who are now promoting these rad condoms.

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Which come in these elegant cigarette-style boxes that say “Proper Attire… Required for Entry.” How obvious is that? Not just the saucy slogan and the discreet, purse-sized 3-pack box design, but the fact that you’ll be so stoked to show off how classy your condoms are that you’ll never “forget” again. Well-played, Planned Parenthood’s marketing team. You too, safe sex.

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Ahhh. Now I’m well prepared for… my, uh, “legendary” boyfriend. His name is, um… Beau. Beauregard Smith. Yup! He’s totally epic.

NORDSTROM.com Shoe Clearance

Parfait, my new favorite ‘zine

Emily K. Larned of Red Charming recently sent me a copy of her awesome ‘zine, Parfait, “…in which your discerning editor turns her sartorial eye to antiquated books seeking fashion inspiration for all.”
Pretty much like Painfully Hip’s thrift stars, but with vintage photographs …and good writing.

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Obviously right up my alley- I absolutely loved it. It came beautifully hand-bound and packaged and was entertaining as f#$%. Here’s an excerpt (and a regretfully bad scan):

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ALL WHITE ALL THE TIME

It is 1965 and dude is on a skateboard vying for our attention, but who are we really looking at? That’s right, dude all the way back all in white. We’re looking at you. We like your look. Note how he does not ruin his all-white awesomeness by not wearing white shoes. He’s on it. None of his friends are as stylin’ but he doesn’t care. He doesn’t judge.

I’d recommend sending a copy to your fashion-obsessed penpals in lieu of a lameass christmas card. seriously, they’re only $6!

She also sent a beautiful hardcover book she wrote packed with titillating photography called Thrift Store, The Past & Future Secret Lives of Things, another perfect gift for the insatiable thrifters in your life.

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thrift stars of the week! (amber’s picks from wardrobe remix) 2 Oct 07

click on photos for more information or see the wardrobe remix flickr pool for more photos. for some reason these sort of ended up in order of least to most colorful…

louise
hello, ms. brooks! shall we go riding this fine day? yowza.

pixie
painfully hip just can’t get enough of beautiful fin, piksi and her high-waisted skirts. love the peekaboo of purple tights.

sweater leggings
her awesome leggings match her awesome sweater! love the pose.

schoolgirl
more purple legwear! this outfit is pretty close to perfect.

curtain
sherbet tone (pictured below) described this outfit in the comments as “roman aristocracy.” lovely.

agathe
i adore this dress. i need a navy cardi to go with my navy knee socks, dammit.

leatherjacket
this leather jacket is made of pure magic.

VSociety
this is what the vintage society girl wears to run errands? damn, i just realized what a stumblebum i am.

yokoo
yokoo is amazing. not only can she dress herself like nobody’s business, she’s also an amazing photographer. she took the last 2 gorgeous photos in my geek specs post.

sherbettone
sherbet tone’s tee is one of those sparkly 80s prints that reads “i’m huggable” yet i would almost describe this outfit as elegant. touche!

boboniaa
i think i’m dreaming. that dress is just… gah.

slip
it’s beautiful Adore Vintage again. just outside the frame is an insane mob of boys being held back by a riot squad.

sallyjane
sally jane jackie o’s it up. can she do any wrong? um, no.

nag
not that this sweater is especially ugly, but don’t you love how ugly/festive sweaters are actually hip again? and these little knickers are to die for.

colorexplosion
i’m not sure if this color explosion would work without the black bag anchoring everything, but i love it!

…i also love painfully hip reader discounts! i have a serious obsession with both flower sleeves and mustard (both only $24):
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BADGERMANTIS

Hello, I’m back from IEP hell, I apologize for my absence.

Although I’m sure my power animal is a whale, I love obscure animals on my clothes and my husband got me this amazing handpainted badger necklace from Etsy and my mom got me this beautiful embroidered Praying Mantis Tee from Nordstrom Rack for $16 for my birthday. The necklace is my talisman from evil and the shirt is so soft and cozy (and I’ll bite your head off if you try and steal it from me).

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I paired them with my new mauve twill city shorts and my chocolate mary jane Crocs (I know there are those out there that hate Crocs, but they have obviously never owned a pair. These are the first model that are actually aesthetically pleasing. I feel like a futuristic Wednesday Addams hippie farmer in these and since I like to garden AND cook, I can wear these all day brewing beer, pulling weeds and cooking a ginormous meal and they are no worse for the wear. So with this cute new style, Crocs have gone from “functional: yes, stylish: no” to “functional: yes, stylish: YES!”. Ok, now just let me step down from my soap box….) and voila, I feel like I could snatch a humming bird out of mid-air and use my spiny left foreleg to impale it through the chest.

UPDATE: I found the tee-shirt here but unfortunately, unless there’s a Nordstrom Rack in your town, it’ll cost you $44.

Haand Them Over

Loafers are the new flat. I love loafers! So hot with knee highs and a skirt, so coy with capris, so geek chic with skinny jeans. And now I am the proud owner of a pair of vintage Cole Haans! Check it:

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I found these at the thrift store for $3.99.

I pictured the previous owner as being a Diane-Keaton type. She had a loafer addiction and decided to leave her plumber husband to run off with her accountant to Fiji and write her first novel. She only had time to grab her Enzos and her Coaches before her flight (Besides, she’d worn them on their honeymoon to Paris back in ‘84). Her husband couldn’t look at them and tossed them onto a thrift store parking lot on his way to an AA meeting.

(All prices include shipping)
Crocodile penny loafer $24.99

Coach Sig. Driving Shoe $74.87

Miraculously, Eve, who was about to turn 3o, had been wanting to feel classic and luxurious but was also broke. Her feet happened to be the same size and have the same contours as Diane’s. So the Cole Haans and Eve lived together, through beaches and brewfests, happily ever after.

White Driving Mules, $31.49

I just feel so hip in these, I don’t care that people will say, “Haha, I had a pair of those in high school. I used to wear them with my paisley vest and my bunchy sox…with my jeans tucked in!!!”

Happy Birthday to me!

Naked Lady Party: Like an all-girl pillow fight minus the pillows.

My dear friend Angie threw a naked lady party the other night, have you guys ever BEEN to one of these? SUCH a great idea. Unfortunately, my arms were so full of bags of clothes and shoes when I left my house that I completely forgot my camera to document this frantic and ecstatic event.

Basically, what a Naked Lady Party consists of is a bunch of ladies bringing their old clothes, shoes and jewelery to the party and swapping with their friends (that is if you consider a bunch of half-dressed, inebriated girls, “ladies” and the process of flinging mounds of clothes all over the place whilst giggling and squealing, “swapping”). Well, I tell you what, even if it was just sitting around awkwardly and civilized (aka., baby shower), it would be worth it because I SCORED hardcore on Friday night! I must thank my mother for my quick snatch skills, as she birthed my 4 siblings.

Here are some of my favorites:

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Tank top with buttons (Forever 21): FREE

Silk 3/4 sleeve turtleneck (Ann Taylor): $0

Corduroy a-line skirt (Zinc): a hay penny

Military zip-up (Stussy!): a few brain cells

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Red button-up with mandarin collar (Vintage): years of searching

Sleeveless print top (Sele): $$$

Grey hoodie with tiny stars (Forever 21): Nada

The coolest thing about a Naked Lady Party is that you don’t feel as guilty getting rid of some of your cuter stuff that you just can’t bear to give to some anonymous, nameless face. Instead you are giving them to your friends, seeing them look radiant in them, and with the other eye, scoping out their pile of treasures. AND, you’re saving the environment and a few little sweatshop hands.

Everybody get NAKED!

Beauty Addict(ed)

So I was running low on a bunch of my makeup and dreading the expensive trip to the mall. I was squeezing out the last of my Merle Norman tinted moisturizer on the same day that my my hands decided to loose their grip on my blush which broke all over the floor. Then I lost my liner brush. Then I got a magical email! It was Sarah at Beauty Addicts who offered to send me a bunch of their makeup to try and review. SCORE!

So with journalistic integrity at the fore-front of my brain, I used it for the last few days, noting the ease of use, length of wear, value, and most of all, did it make me look H-O-T?

First off, the Mineral Sheer Tint in Natural Glow ($35):

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When I first saw the color, I immediately thought it was too dark. I have the weirdest complexion that tends to hover between jaundice yellow and blotchy pink, so I was very skeptical that I could pull off “natural glow”. And I was even more skeptical that a product with the words “sheer” and “tint” would have enough coverage for said blotchy, post acne skin. BUT, this stuff was super light and creamy and it evened out my skin tone without making me look makeup-y. It gave me a nice sun-kissed glow. AND it’s SPF 20! This stuff DEFINITELY delivers what it promises. My only complaint is that the pump applicator is hard to control and I usually end up wasting some, which is concerning since the bottle is already pretty small (1.25 oz.) and it absorbs so nicely that you tend to use more than you would a regular foundation. Oh and there should be more shades to choose from.

Express Kit ($125 total) and PocketSIX brush set ($22):

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They have a 4 collections: Glow, Express, Motivate, and Seduce. Each has an interesting set of colors that seem pretty random, but the Express colors all magically fit with my face and highlight my assets. So it could be that I just got lucky, but if that’s the case, I should buy a lottery ticket or start looking for wallets at Costco, because the gods are looking down upon me with rays of glowing light and pulchritudinous lasers. The Christ child is peering from underneath Madonna’s gown and wondering to himself “who is this shining star and where does she get her makeup?” Ahem.

GLIMMERsheers ($30):
This compact has a luminizer and what they call a “sheer”. The luminizer is a glittery, glimmering, glistening, gleaming ‘creme’ that is not too obnoxious or preteen that I like to put on the inside corner of my eyes for that “NOBODY-can-say-I’m-sleep-deprived-and-I’m-definitely-not-hungover-either” look. The “sheer” is a like a clear gloss for your face. I was worried at first, because it just looked like a slab of vaseline, but it adds a little shimmer to anywhere you want it without being sticky or heavy. It totally gives you that “fresh” look, like you fell asleep in a meadow and woke up with a fawn licking the dewdrops off your face:

SolutionEYES ($35):
This quad of eyeshadows was so lovely and versatile, and the colors layered deliciously, like the perfect peanut butter, jelly and bacon sandwich (the flavors were very different but they blended very nicely together). The eyeliner brush with the “definer” shadow was a perfect replacement for eyeliner, it never smeared or clumped, and it stayed on all day. I would definitely pay $35 for this set. It’s a deal if you don’t have to buy eyeliner too.

SleekCHEEKS ($32):
Two blushes. One is velveteen ‘creme’, the other a matte powder. Ooh, I just had a craving for some tiramisu, this stuff really is that decadent, but not in an acne sort of way. The site says, “Both formulas are oil absorbent and are loaded with advanced antioxidants” so it’s good for you! The velveteen ‘creme’ gives you a subtle glow that you can blend out with the matte powder. It looks totally natural. And H-O-T.

RelationLIPS ($28):
I’m not much of a lipcolor fan, my lips are kryptonite to color. I’ve never managed to keep color on my lips for longer than a millisecond or when I manage to stuff something in my mouth, whichever comes first. My idea of lipcolor is tinted chapstick, something I can put on with one hand without a mirror, so I’m not likely to get out a brush, no matter how sleek and retractable (and fun!) it is and the four-color compact, no matter how moist and delicious the colors are. Sorry Beauty Addicts, I’ll give it to Amber for her to review.

This makeup is definitely comparable to the quality of MAC or Estee Lauder, but you can tell that a lot of thought went into the formulas to make them wearable for a wide variety of skin tones and textures. And they have staying power. I feel beautiful without too much fuss.

UPDATE: Shipping for the month of May is FREE!

fashion revolution! power to personal style!an argument against trendspotting

I have been so in love with and inspired by clothes lately. I think it must have to do with the fact that I’ve been buying only clothes that I love and will flatter me, shopping more vintage, and lingering longer at sites like Wardrobe Remix and Hel-looks which feature uber-creative streetwear looks and less at sites like Go Fug Yourself (which is irresistibly hilarious, mind you) and Style.com (an almost daily browse).

I’ve decided that I don’t want to be told what to wear anymore. I could care less about what the industry says is cool. I don’t want to be afraid that I’m trying too hard, or not hard enough. I love what I love and bullocks to trends. I can wear socks with open-toed shoes and black leather with brown. I’ll look in the mirror one more time before I walk out the door and put ON another accessory if I feel like it. I think people shouldn’t worry so much about what’s in or out. It should be more about what flatters your body and makes you feel happy and confident. I want to scream out to the world…

“WEAR ANYTHING YOU LOVE! PLAY WITH YOUR CLOTHES, BE INSPIRED!
GIVE YOUR PERSONAL STYLE ROOM TO BREATH & THRIVE!
DRESS WITH ABANDON AND CONVICTION!
BE FEARLESS! BREAK THE RULES. TRENDS BE DAMNED.”

Such is the case when I look at the photostream of Leibemarlene, a long-limbed lovely from the Chicago ‘burbs…

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Granted, this girl could make anything look good and she is following a few key trends and owning them, but her genius is in her fearless layering, shape variation, color combos and most importantly, always highlighting her best assets. And she does it all with thrift finds and a few alteration skills. In the following photo she layers a striped t-shirt under a vintage wool shift and then throws on 2 belts - a skinny over an obi AND sunglasses, a headband, a brooch, a purse and white shoes (i believe this photo was taken sometime, ahem, after labour day). She’s breakin’ the rules, but in a decidedly feminine and flattering way. I’m loving the idea of “excessorizing.” It makes me happy. So c’mon, if accessories are your thing, then try keeping your clothes simple and making your outfits all about bold accessories, and lots of ‘em.


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Of course, not everyone has this much style instinct (and really, it is all about instincts), so I suppose some people need rules. And trends for that matter, to inspire them and give them confidence to change things up. I know I depend on that devout little rule-follower in my head to sometimes keep myself from walking out the door in some disastrously ill-conceived ensemble. But then, there’s Leslie Hall

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…who can literally pull off anything (and i do mean anything) because she has more than enough unrepentant attitude to pull off The Ugly Sweater.
that’s some seriously impressive conviction.

ALL. RULES. OFF.
pass it on.

*****

While i’m at it, here are a few uber-inspiring reads on similar subjects. Vive la revolution!

“I’m not cool:” An Argument for Safety and Finding your own Personal Style by Gemma Cartwright for Catwalk Queen (thanks, Scarlettholly!)

“Let’s, once and for all, Bash the Trendbashing.” by Tricia Royal for Bits and Bobbins

To the Style-Mobile (wishing Kate Bloody Moss would just disappear…) by Meg for The Apathist

Everyone’s a Professional: Debunking Fashion Rules by Amanda for Art of the Steal


Dirty Martini Deals!

Here’s a wicked site with affordable designer clothing called retromartini. Although I cringe at the name (anybody who has ever been told their outfit is so “retro” knows what I mean, it seams these days “retro” is a synonym for “poodle skirt” or “Gucci print”. It is the PT cruiser of words. I hate it. “Martini” is a reference to this damned 30’s swing fad that’s been hanging on by one cadillac fin covered in pomade for the past 15 years, since before Swingers), they really do have some lovely and affordable pieces.

For example:

navy-circle-45.jpgNavy Circle print dress: $45

yellow-linen-39.jpg Yellow linen tunic: $39

brown-shorts-2625.jpg Brown pouf shorts: $26.25


blue-trapeze-22.jpg Blue trapeze top: $22

safari-dress-41.jpg Safari dress:$41

navy-bubble-48.jpg Navy Bubble mini dress: $48

grey-bag-2475.jpg Grey tote: $24.75

There are also awesome shoe deals on this site. I’d make out with the Reverend Horton Heat for some of this stuff! (Ok, maybe not)

EDIT: Holy boogie woogie, check out the CLEARANCE section! (thanks Amber!)

Patrick Robinson’s new Go! International line for Target

i’m a bit slow on this but i have to say that Patrick Robinson is right on target (oooh yeah, that just happened) with his new Go International line for Target. Even before the ghastly Libertine line can even breath its first popcorn-infused Target air (soon to be clearance section dank), they’ve already announced the new summer offering by Patrick Robinson, formerly of Perry Ellis and Paco Rabanne. although the colors are a bit dull, i really must have at least half of these things. i’m sure you can tell that i am absolutely gaga for mixed prints, especially damasks. gotsta have that mixed print bikini or damask maillot (in navy, please) and the 3/4 sleeve shift!

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