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The Most Painfully Hip Site of the Week: Advanced Style

My friend Ira of Being Totally Sweet In Chicago pointed me toward this site that has been getting a lot of press lately called Advanced Style which features photos of, er, mature men and women with amazing style. I bet when I’m older I’ll be wearing the craziest duds I can lay my hands on just because, so what, I’m your elder.

Check this out, these elders look amazing and can probably pull off ANYTHING.


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Bead Artist, Suzanne Golden


Style Maven, Anna Piagi
(a young Piagi was highlighted in this post)

Its incredibly comforting to know that perhaps someday I’ll be aged to perfection. Yay!

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More Etsy Love: Jamie Noel Jewelry Contest!

Lately the jewelry on Etsy has been dominated by that quaint woodland creatures and twigs aesthetic of the moment. Have you noticed? I do love its frolicky ways, but what I’d really love to see is a breath of feather and fur-free fresh air. Yawn.

Enter JamieNoel Jewelry. Stacey’s “interactive” jewelry featuring 1930’s carnival, circus and boardwalk aesthetics are waaaaay more titillating than titmice and chickadees. One pendant features a rocket that launches past a grinning moon, another boasts a be-bobbed bathing beauty who emerges from a boldly-striped changing cabana in her costume, there’s a fortune-teller which actually tells fortunes (allegedly), a puppet show with moving puppets, puzzles, games and circus animals. They are exquisitely-made and you will never be bored in your dentist’s waiting room again.

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Eve is now the proud owner of this Amazing Zoltar Necklace which has a drawer of wish-granting cards just like the one on Big.

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And I’m obsessed with my silver Acrobat Headband (my precious…). It’s an outfit-maker if I ever saw one!

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So now Stacey of JamieNoel wants to award the Hippest of the Hip (meaning YOU) the chance to win one of her tantalizing Vintage Elevator Necklaces worth $90!

“First Floor Ladies Shoes, Second Floor Cosmetics!”

Remember back when ladies dressed ‘to the nines’ for a trip to the department store and elevators had operators? That was the inspiration for this Vintage Department Store Elevator Necklace with an elevator that really goes up and down.
Simply pull up on the decorative silver filigree knob and the elevator glides up to the top floor, revealing the vintage shoe department scene underneath. The adorable elevator operator is actually the Phillip Morris Bell Boy from old radio show commercials.
The back of this necklace features a vintage photo of Macy’s in New York.
Made from sterling silver solder and hand cut glass.”

To enter, just leave a comment on this post regarding the awesomosity of JamieNoel’s carnivalicious handiwork and we’ll randomly select a winner next week (8/20). Make sure you enter your email address (remains hidden from public) so we can contact you (but not spam you, in case you were wondering).

Good Luck!

La Couture des Poisson from Trend de la Creme

I was wandering around the blogosphere (god, I hate that word), when I happened upon this gorgeous post from the ever so entertaining and clever Trend de la Creme, comparing the latest Basso & Brooke’s collection to her favorite wee sea life, the beautifully amorphous pipefish. The resemblance is absolutely stunning.


Thanks, Jill, for letting me borrow these images.

When Life Attacks: Sometimes you’re not ready, but sometimes you just think you aren’t.

Times, they are a-changing here at Painfully Hip.

On the 4th of July, my landlords stopped by for a “chat” and promptly informed my roommates and I that they sold their current residence and were moving into our large and profoundly cozy home. Out on our asses in 30 days. I found myself slightly panicked and instantly lamenting the loss of our shady party porch, my sunny, bright, spacious and always cool bedroom, music-filled living room and newly re-landscaped (with our very own girlsweat, no less!) backyard with a dear-god-in-heaven-so-deliciously-womblike-hammock, all nestled in the heart of the most conveniently located, tree-lined and vintage shop-ridden neighborhood in all the land. Ah Midtown Sacramento, how I will miss thee.

While living in Vancouver, BC (my previous hometown of seven years), I had somehow transformed into a reluctant recluse in spite of my nature. But during less than 10 grateful months of living in this stunning little Capital City, I am knee-deep in the dearest of friends, fashion shows, photoshoots, the near center of the local fashion and music scenes, featured in local culture papers and being offered fashion columns in local magazines.

I’d have to say I’ve definitely come into my own via this nurturing little town, but I’m afraid I’ve become a sort of “Sacra-lebrity” (thanks for the word, Steve-Mo). I can’t enter a bar without a chorus of friendly voices marking my arrival and I am not likely to walk out my front door without being happily accosted by a familiar face or a reader. I haven’t lately introduced myself to someone without them already knowing something about me. My friends just happen to be my neighbors and my irrepressibly fantastic roommates quickly became my family. I feel loved and supported, overwhelmed and grateful. Not to mention simultaneously exhilarated and terrified. And perhaps just a little bit… claustrophobic.

I have grown to adore this town and it’s homeyness, ease of living, lack of rat-raciness, and it’s seductive way of turning gung-ho wanderlusters into delirious homebodies… but I have always wanted to travel excessively. However, my penchant for long-term relationships and dead-end 9-5 jobs had up until now kept me imprisoned in my complacency.

Now that I have made the frighteningly synchronized leap to self-employment and singledom, my possessions have been whittled down to necessities, and (many thanks to the internet, my invaluable and dear tech genius Carl, my loyal readers, sponsors and design clients) my job is contained within this 5 pound Macintosh, and my wanderlusting heart is all my own. Fuck rent and a fixed address, I am totally portable. I have no choice but to take full advantage of my freedom and this fire under my ass.


I’ve got to get out of here.

Now the only question is “Where to?”

If all goes as planned, the premise of this blog will be changing. Instead of only searching the internet for the fashion-savvy elite, I will be searching the world. Posts from me will be fewer, but infinitely more inspired (I’m lining up amazing guest posters to pick up my slack). I will be living off a few dollars a day and flying by the seat of my proverbial high-waisted pants, floating to wherever the wind sees fit. I’ll be meeting up with readers and bloggers, throwing swaps, searching for wifi hotspots, working from sidewalk cafes.

The plan so far. Next month I am off to stay for 10 days in Vancouver to then hop on the Role Mach tourbus for a West Coast roadtrip where I will attempt to learn their vaguely Boredoms-inspired songs on my ukulele and take photos of small and large town hipsters. Want a painfully hip haircut for a mere donation? Come over to the merch booth. I might be waiting with unlicensed, but terribly talented scissors to attempt to help pay for the liquid gold that will power us down the highway.

In September, I’m returning to gregarious and windy Chicago. My amazing friends, Ira and Andrea are generously lending me their guest room for a month or so. I’ll be documenting street style and teaming up with Andrea’s droolicious Forkable Blog to document dinner party revelers and haute cuisine. I plan on getting extremely fat.

After that? Who knows? After couch-surfing for a bit I should be able to afford an overseas fare. Front running destinations are Bangkok, Copenhagen, or possibly Marrakesh. I refuse to specify time limits at this point. Let’s just call it the Painfully Global World Tour. But what I’d really like to know is, where would you go to find inspiration on a limited budget, oh Legion of the Painfully Hip? A place where a lone (but hopefully not lonely) girl can wander- aimless and free of paranoia. Should I come to your neck of the woods? I am giddy with anticipation and on a mission for self-realization. I’ve never been here before. What else can I say but Thank You. You’ve made this girl’s dreams feel a bit more tangible. I’m so glad to have you along for the ride.

electroshock fashion show: pretty cheeky

Another fashion show! Lucky me. This time it was at a mustache party for my favorite local designer boutique, Cuffs Urban Apparel. Lacadia is the sweetest and most talented girl!
My hair was pretty insane at first, but thanks to the mercifully taming wind it ended up a tad bit more demure and went well with my awesome secretary outfit (with handpainted indianhead screenprint by Pretty Trashy). Later on in the evening, we all got accosted by an overzealous blush brush.

Photos by Eve and others:

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Photos by Nick Avey:

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It was a really fun night- the tunes were bumpy and the DRINKS WERE STIFF.
More cool shots and bar scene photos here.

SACRAMENTANS:
If you like things like, I dunno, dancing your face off and drinking bubbly and/or burny things which improve your dance moves, and if you are someone who is anyone, then you must attend HELL WEEK. It’s pretty much a citywide summer kick-off party which will melt your mind and it starts TODAY.
See you there.

thrift star of the day: top knot



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This is all about the power of a single pair of high end shoes to turn a few flea market finds and a messy hairstyle into a pure fashion gold. I’m obsessed with finding a long-sleeved mini dress now.

She also has a great blog.

Sacramentans! Watch for me in the Mustachio Bashio ElectroShock Fashion Show for Cuffs Urban Apparel at Momo Lounge (above Harlow’s) tomorrow night at 9:30pm!

check me out: Schizo night on J St.

Here it is, hands down our most colorful post to date…

I got to do another fashion show for a neon-themed party at Momo Lounge on Thursday night. The clothes were provided by a rad vintage shop called Bows & Arrows (L &17th) and included the most kitsch late 80’s / early 90’s flourescent confections I’d ever laid eyes on. The outfits were styled by the Trisha Rhomberg- designer of local reconstructed vintage line, the amazing Pretty Trashy (15% discount with code PAINFULLYHIP). Our hair and makeup was donated by GS Hair and was inspired by early 90’s rave. We looked a bit crazygonuts and the blacklights made us all glowy.

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Afterwards, the ferocious HOTTUB brought things to a nice rolling boil:

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photo credits: Nick Avey

However, I missed them this time because I had tickets to see one of my favorite folk rock bands, Vetiver, right downstairs from the party- where things were rather sedate but also equally mesmerizing albeit in a much more subtle, close your eyes and soak up the ridiculous acoustics kinda way. So even though there were all of 40 people in attendance, the stunning melodies were not wasted on us. Wow, what a show…

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Which made for an incredibly schizophrenic night all in all, but at least I got to show Andy Cabic (um, starstruck! that VOICE) what a crazy person looks like!


… And then proceed to go back upstairs to dance my face off… or try to anyway; I think turpentine finally did the trick with all that makeup.

on the dancefloor: local scenesters

How can I in good conscience go dancing almost every week and not take some style photos of the fashionable regulars I hang out with? Also? I’ve recently discovered that HALF of my readers here are male. I best be gettin with some male fashion right quick. Expect a lot more man-candy as of today.


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Velocouture Bike Stars!

Lookit! A post from Eve!

Hubby and I recently moved closer to downtown so I got myself a beautiful metallic blue vintage Peugot. I’ve been fascinated by how it has changed my wardrobe. It’s a world where skirts are more functional than wide leg jeans and boots work better than sneakers (those pesky laces). I’m “skirting” those evil gas prices and riding around like a little green enviro-pixie. Velocouture is Wardrobe Remix on a bike. These are some of my favorites from the images that would allow themselves to be hotlinked. Check out the pool for all the best ones. I’ll work on a ‘check me out’ post so you can see my rad ride. Maybe I’ll include hubby with his red tartan and stripey socks. Just have to get him to track stand for long enough for the shutter to click.


Ask Painfully Hip: Practically Plus-sized and Perpetually Perplexed

Hi, Amber and Eve.

I am ridiculously in love with your blog and read it to get inspiration almost every day. Unfortunately, it’s basically impossible for me to find thrifted clothing that fits me. I’m not obese or even officially plus-sized (yet) but I am big and curvy: a size 12 with a thick waist, broad shoulders, wide hips, and giant boobs. Most of the vintage clothing I find is sized for teeny tiny waifish girls and even if I find something that I can squeeze into, it’s never, ever flattering.

Skinny jeans don’t work, unless I’m wearing shirt that’s long enough to hide my thighs and hips. Trapeze dresses, shirts, and coats make me look like a circus tent because of my boobs. I can’t wear anything fitted with buttons up the front because they gap. A very slender silhouette doesn’t hide my bumps.

So I try to make my style my own with shoes, bags, and other accessories, but if you had any advice about clothing that a girl my size could pull off, I’d really appreciate it!

Thanks,
Stacy

Amber,

My body is kind of on the “thick” side, and I’m very anxious about wearing sleeveless or shorts. Do you have any suggestions or tips of stylish spring/summer wear?

thanks.
xx,
EM

Well ladies, I do tend to have ideas about these things so thanks for asking! There are plenty of ways to to flatter your loverly curves. Here are some spring/summer tips along with some universally flattering examples from our sponsors (click photos for more info and don’t forget the PAINFULLYHIP discount code!)…

No waistline to speak of? Fake it.
Sometimes even scrawny girls are lacking in the hourglass arena, so if your curves seem to be limited to the convex variety, fake a waistline. High-waisted pants are probably not the best way to go about it, unless you happen to have a flattish tummy - otherwise they end up looking like mom jeans. (EDIT: A reader has disavowed this highly-sanctioned myth, saying that what shall heretofore be referred to as the “Mom Jean Effect” is actually dependant on the cut of the jean and that most high-waisted jeans are actually quite flattering on her 12-13 sized frame. Thanks so much, Suzanne!)

Here are some pieces that should do the trick:

  • High-waisted A-line skirts - If you still want to take part in the high-waisted trend, A-line skirts flow out from the body and emphasize the smallest part of your waist without over-accentuating your belly.
  • Cardigans - with a nonchalant button or 2 done up at the waist
  • Cropped vests - adorable layered over scoopneck tanks and tees. Leave it open if your impressive boobs don’t allow for full closure.
  • Structured jackets with waist details and 2 button blazers - just make sure your jackets are really fitted in the shoulders or they’ll end up adding girth. There are lots of short-sleeved jackets for warmer weather these days!
  • Belts - obvious! Keep some wide black ribbon on hand for a quick and pretty alternative to wear with dresses.
  • Empire waists - obviously obvious. They simultaneously enhance the bustline and accentuate the smallest part of your torso.

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    Don’t be afraid to flash that epidermis.
    Sorry, EM, but its been proven (by some reeeeally bored scientists) that the human eye always tends to linger on the skin. And its not your luminous skin you’re trying to hide, is it? So show off your sweet freckles, lovely clavicle, voluminous cleavage or shapely legs and no one will even begin to take notice of last night’s beer binge bloat. Some flattering ways to show skin are:

  • Deep V and sweetheart necklines - they elongate the neck and show just enough cleavage for you to feel sexy without worrying about support bra sightings. Also, showing a bit of cleavage will break up the mammary “real estate” and actually minimize to the eye (probably one of the reasons that wearing a clingy crewneck sweater over a torpedo bra was considered a tad risque in the 50’s).
  • Halter necklines with wide straps - supportive, flattering and sultry, they showcase your covetable cleavage and minimize broad shoulders
  • Cap and Flutter sleeves - the closest thing to sleeveless with a comfortable and feminine slimming effect
  • Cut-outs and sheer fabrics - of the tasteful variety. I’m not talking heart-shaped cutouts all down the sides of your tapered acid washed jeans or a black chiffon tunic that shows your bra, c’mon now. A touch of sheer lace here and there won’t kill you.
  • Bermuda shorts and gauchos - when hitting at the knee will cover any smidge of cellulite and accentuate the slimmest part of your leg. Try em with calf-shaping wedges or heels if you’re not convinced.
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    If you still really hate your legs try (1) layering a maxi dress for your warm weather wallows, (2) sheer tights are an option this season, or (3) getting over it - they’re what you’ve got so love em and don’t let them hinder your thirst for fashion - plus it’s amazing what a little bit of self-tanner will do.

    Shop vintage and learn to sew.
    I’m having a hard time believing that you can’t find anything in thrift stores that fits you! I always find the cutest stuff neglected in the plus size section! Try taking a supportive but honest friend with you who will encourage you to be more adventurous and always try things on! If you still can’t seem to find anything flattering in your size, try eBay or vintage sites that sort by size. Make sure you go to a seamstress to get proper measurements (or learn how to do it on your own) before buying online. 50’s silhouettes are always flattering (hello, hourglass era!), but when in doubt buy larger than you think and learn to alter the bodice and sleeves to fit and/or flatter. Its really not as tough as you think and always worth it in the end if you find something that you really love.

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    Or look for all the cute vintage-inspired pieces that have been popping up in boutiques lately which tend to be more flattering and well-fit than actual vintage clothes. You may have to spend a little more, but it may be worth the time saved.

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    Above all, own it.
    No matter how much advice I spew, none of it will do any good if you’re not confident in your own skin. You can pull absolutely anything off if you feel like rockin it (mind-bending outfits have been rocked which were historically known to be entirely un-rockable - CASE IN POINT), but until you reach that point, try to play up your favorite attributes. You’re more beautiful than you think - the flaws that you believe are constantly glaring out at the world like a large goiter are most likely only visible to you. Be unrepentant. Be happy to be you. Wear your personality and creativity with the confidence that you know exactly who you are and what you love, and eventually your peacock swagger will appear, along with the realization that you really are precisely as hot as you feel.

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