Painfully Trip: San Francisco

San Francisco
I’ve lived in close proximity to San Francisco (as it has to my heart) for most of my life, but I’ve found only one way to properly explore its bohemian charms.

My trip to San Francisco, Day One.

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Painfully Hip Design Collective and Wingflash Designs

When I came upon Laura Kepner-Adney’s glorious gilt organics line of jewelry, I was stunned. Jaw-on-floor. She uses semi-precious stones, but only the kind you’ve never seen before, and combines them with organic materials like shark teeth, delicate baby’s breath, oil slick beetle wings and diaphanous leaves dipped in liquid gold. If you are craving something real in your life, visit Wingflash. No photo will ever do these pieces any justice.

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wingflash designs

This shoot was my Tucson collective’s first shoot, taken in my living room and closet. I rather think we rocked it. Ok, well “we” might be a strong word, since it isn’t very difficult to style a partially nude redhead with the most beautiful jewelry I have ever handled. Let’s just say I have been over-fucking-whelmed by the tsunami of talent currently swarming about me.

photos by Ryan Mihalyi
model: Ashley Geiger
hair: Addam Moreno
makeup: Octavio
jewelry by Laura Kepner-Adney
styling by me and Addam

closeups (by request): Continue reading Painfully Hip Design Collective and Wingflash Designs

Painfully Tempting: Vintage Jackets at Market Publique

As much as I love to layer, the weather in Arizona has thankfully not gotten cooler than a 5 year old’s tepid dunking milk. So I have not of yet had occasion to wear any layers (not counting the occasional bf blazer over my high-waisted short shorts – gotta keep it classy) this fall. But one can always look, right? I have nothing against coats – just the weather they require to be useful.
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Bright Blue Wool Boyfriend Blazer from Erstwhile Style - current bid $42

Bright Blue Wool Boyfriend Blazer from Erstwhile Style - current bid $42


God, I love this color!

Embroidered Wool Coat - current bid $38

Embroidered Wool Coat (are those SEAHORSES?) - current bid $38


Are those SEAHORSES? I love me a slouchy, warm coat with a tropical theme.

Tweed Swing Cape - current bid $42

Tweed Swing Cape - current bid $42


Going gone! This’ll be going the way of the big ass fish by the end of the day!

Green Wool Coat with Fur Collar - current bid - $64

Green Wool Coat with Fur Collar - current bid - $64


Pounce! This too shall pass in 7 hours. Gasping for breathe.

60s Swing Coat - current bid $175

60s Swing Coat - current bid $175


Perfection. All the androgynous appeal of a boyfriend blazer, with all the sass and femininity of a 60s swing coat. I’m just going to go ahead and count on the mercy of the universe to bestow something like this on my life. Eventually…

Its photoshoot day again!! My roving gang of artistic fanatics are at it again… we need to come up with a team name! This will be our third shoot since I moved here, and I couldn’t be more thrilled. Upcoming this week: our beauty shoot for Wingflash’s sharktooth and gilt organic jewelry and our 70s school girl, Biba-inspired fall shoot. Here’s a wee teaser.

fall winter trend 2009 2010
photo by Ryan Mihalyi
model: Katie Palmer
styling and concept: Amber Mortensen
hair by Addam Moreno
makeup by Octavio
wardrobe and additional styling by Diana Deaver
accessory styling by Jasmine Jarrett

Red Carpet Event at TJ Maxx

I don’t know if a red carpet event qualifies as such if it starts at 8am at a discount department store and there is no booze or paparazzi involved… If, however, it means that a corporation spoils the spit out of you for 24 hours, then yes, I attended a red carpet event. In Glendale, California.

Thank you very much to TJ Maxx for inviting me, putting me up at the Hilton and then, so very kindly, offering to buy my “return” leg to Tucson. You could say that the price of my interstate move was on the dime of a corporation. That’s how I roll. Thanks again, TJ Maxx.
That is me on the left. Pretty sure my dress is off-price. Shoes from MustHaveShoes.com

Alison Deyette with two rad DKNY dresses. The one on the left is, like 99% off. Or was it the right one.

Two rad DKNY dresses. The one on the left is, like 99% off. Or was it the right one.


photos by Kimberly of My Good Cents

Anyhow. Style expert and TV personality, the lovely Alison Deyette, explained to us the ins and outs of why off-price retailers, Marshalls and TJ Maxx are so effing rad. In the words of legit wordsmith, Well-Heeled With a Mission:

  • TJ Maxx buyers travel 40 weeks out of the year to speak to vendors all over the world.
  • Off-price retailers engage in “opportunistic” buying, i.e. when forecasting mistakes, canceled orders, or overproduction result in more items that a full-priced retailer can buy, an off-price will come in and buy the merchandise at vastly discounted prices.
  • Most of the merchandise at off-price retailers are in-season, and are released at the same time as full-priced merchandise at department stores. (i.e., you can find a dress at Nordstroms and the same dress at TJ Maxx in the same week.)
  • Off-price retailers have a fast turnaround time of as short as 2-3 weeks from the time a shipment is ordered to the time that the products are delivered, processed, and shown on the floor.
  • Department stores have the option of shipping back merchandise they don’t sell, but off-price retailers’ purchases are final.
  • As you know, I am not huge into “labels” and “names,” but I do, indeed I do, appreciate quality and a good deal when I see it. At this TJ Maxx, I managed to score:

  • A cozy blouse for $1
  • A gorgeous liberty print tiered halter dress by Grass (missing the neck tie – a 2 millisecond fix) for $3
  • Some Amplify styling mousse with moisturizer sample for $4
  • An amazing zebra print backless one-piece swimsuit for $15
  • And… a pair of wowza 70s-licious cornflower J Brand jeans made out of the softest denim in the known universe. I literally had to close my eyes as I smoothed them on. Only $39. A splurge for me, but leaving them in the store would be akin to leaving my first born on Michael Jackson’s doorstep (Ok, sorry! Even I cringed at that one. TOO SOON).
  • I am currently editing photos from the Preen Glam Rock Fashion Show! Here’s a teaser:

    These WILL be joining the ranks of my closet soon enough. That is legit vintage python. BELIEVE.

    These WILL be joining the ranks of my closet soon enough. That is legit vintage python. BELIEVE.

    Painfully Hip Design Collective: Shop the Shoot!

    A couple of lovely items from our Cirque de Soixante Six Painfully Hip Design Collective photo shoot are up at Market Publique! Let us know if anything else from this shoot tickles your fancy so we can make them available online!
    Click the image to purchase (only 22 hours left to go)!

    Vintage 60s/70s European Primary Color Confetti Skirt Navy M

    Vintage 60s/70s European Primary Color Confetti Skirt Navy M

    Vintage 60s/70s European Primary Color Confetti Skirt Navy M

    Vintage 60s/70s European Primary Color Confetti Skirt Navy M

    vintage confetti skirt

    Vintage Red &White Chevron Candy Stripes Dress w Pockets M L

    Vintage Red &White Chevron Candy Stripes Dress w Pockets M L

    Vintage Red & White Chevron Candy Stripes Dress w Pockets M L

    Vintage Red & White Chevron Candy Stripes Dress w Pockets M L

    chevron stripe dress

    Photography: Kristin Cofer
    Model: Danielle and Dee
    Styling: Amber Mortensen
    Makeup: Reanna Saddoris
    Hair: Luxe Salon, Sacramento (ask for Kat!)
    Clothing from Babyfoot Vintage, Linden Simone, Market Publique and Neneee.com
    Shoes from MustHaveShoes.com
    Special Thanks to Lindsay Campbell, Lyndsay Hoff and Alicia Black

    In other Painfully Hip Design Collective news, our Summertime at the Ranch photo (which is also happens to be on our Painfully Hip Roadtrip car magnets!) won SECOND PLACE in the Crossroads Trading Company Fashion Photography Contest!!!