Check Me Out: In My New Jeans

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I apologize for the lame title. But if you knew what I originally wanted to title it (Check Me Out: My Bootie Expresses Itself Again), you’d thank me.

 Express jeans sent me a gift certificate for me to try out some of their denim. When I first I walked into the women’s jeans section, I was a bit worried, because all I saw were boot cut. And while I know boot cut jeans are definitely creeping back into style, my brain refuses to embrace them just yet. The late 90s’ corpse is sometimes a little too warm for my taste. Plus I’d probably pledge my firstborn to whomever invented skinny jeans.

I’ll come around.

So when I laid eyes on these faded grey denim masterpieces, I went straight for the fitting room. They were a bit snug (they’d sold out of my size), but I loved them so much, I couldn’t stand to leave them to a less deserving butt. The salesgirl told me they’d break in.

Express Jeans 2011

 

grey denim skinny jeans

Grey Express Jeans – $80

Sheer Black Tank – thrifted in Tucson, AZ for $2

Grey Felt Hat – thrifted in Fayetteville, AR for $4

Gold Chains – thrifted in Phoenix, AZ for $2

photos by Rian Flynn

I love the color of the denim, but the best part is the ankle detail, whose snaps allow me my baby steps to boot cut! Perfecto.

Get your own pair by entering the denim giveaway on their Facebook page!

 

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Check ‘Er Out: It’s Me Time [CONTEST!]

To say this month so far has left me over-stimulated would be a massive understatement. It’s gotten to the point where if a unicorn waltzed up to me in a pair of vintage YSL pumps and started doing a shockingly accurate Philip Seymour Hoffman impression, I would say, “Yeah, that looks about right” and then take a nap. So woosh, just like that, my friend Nico invites me to his ‘rents empty beach house in San Diego for some R&R. “I am so there, I’m already there,” I say. I’m in desperate need of some ME time.


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Painfully Hip in My Hipsters: Swimwear Season?

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This time I’m just going to skip my obligatory “not sorry I live in the desert” disclaimer and just go ahead and say it. “I’m thinking about swim suits!  

Ooh, that felt nice. 

Just as that whimsical sentence entered my brain, I got an email from the folks at Express that included a link to their women’s swimwear section. To check out my new suit and find out how to win a $200 Express Gift Card, read on! Continue reading Painfully Hip in My Hipsters: Swimwear Season?

Painfully Hip Resolutionists, for the WIN!

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Painfully Merry: Tis the Season for a Mofo-ing Ebay Giveaway!

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Wow. That was some trip I went on. In fact, I’m pretty sure I left a ventricle or a valve scattered in every crumbly, rococo, baroque cobblestone portal I ventured through. Continue reading Painfully Merry: Tis the Season for a Mofo-ing Ebay Giveaway!