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Painfully Trip: A San Francisco Treat

Holy cannelloni.
If there are two Top Things I love in this crazy world that both start with an S, they would be San Francisco and Shopping. Which is why, when the San Francisco Visitors Bureau offered me (and four other bloggers) one of their patented Stay & Shop SF packages the weekend before I was due back in California, I sure as hell changed my plane ticket double-quick-like.

What to do? What a question. Having lived only 1.5 hours out of the city for a third of my life, I’ve come to know this city and its multifarious wiles like a good friend. And while I know I have barely scratched the skin of its numerous diversions and plan to dig deeper on this trip, here are a few of many unmissable places I get homesick for when I’m away.

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Telegraph Hill Golden Morning Sun by lonebuffalodave

Telegraph Hill Golden Morning Sun by lonebuffalodave

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How To Pack In Your Purse (No, Really!)

When sensational Sarah of Yes and Yes (two of my favorite words and definitely one of my favorite reads), approached me to guest post on Painfully Hip, I nearly pooped myself… it felt almost akin to Angelina Jolie asking politely if she could guest host on The Bonnie Hunt Show.
I thought I had the subject of packing light covered, but now she’s gone ahead and one-upped me like I’m, well, Bonnie Hunt.
Thanks so much, Sarah (I think)!

Do you guys actively fantasize about The Type Of Woman you want to be? My imaginary best self usually boasts a wardrobe of carefully selected vintage gear, makes witty commentary about current events (“Oh that Kim Jung Ill is just rapacious!”), owns a boxer named Steve and never, ever has to check her luggage.

While I may never accomplish the dog-ownership (my apartment’s too small) or the witty commentary (unless you count thinking of a clever comeback in the car two hours later) I think I can manage the luggage component of that fantasy. In fact, I’ve got this bit so down pat, I successfully packed for a weekend in Chicago using only my purse.
What? Yes.

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Now, I grant you that my purse? Well, it’s rather large. But within its confines I managed to fit my netbook, camera, makeup bag, pajamas and two outfits. If you’re keen to try this madness yourself – a few tips:

Dresses are Best
Dresses are fantastic even when you’re not trying to pack in your purse – one thing! outfit complete! You can bring one cute dress and a few things to layer with it and viola – several outfits, you genius, you!
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Accessories = Totally Different Outfit
Yes, I’m now applying for a job with the Obvious Committee. But it bears repeating – headbands/necklaces/leggings completely change the look of your ensemble, right? I brought a cute navy dress that I thrifted to wear on its own with a funky necklace as I poked around Millennium Park and shopped. The next day, I wore it with a little button-up and a different necklace when I met Winona of DaddyLikey fame for lunch and gossip.

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The All Important Big Scarf
The big scarf. It elevates most any outfit, makes you look like you miiiight be European (or at least from New York) and it can double as a pillow/wrap/towel/blanket. When I got off the bus in Chicago at 6 am, I wandered around the city in my pajamas taking photos. When I stopped at a coffee shop for breakfast, I asked the barista if it was painfully obvious that I was wearing my pajamas and she assured me that it wasn’t. I credit my big scarf for this answer. And her desire for a tip.

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Skimp on the Toiletries
If you’re staying with friends or at a hotel there’s really no need to bring shampoo/conditioner/lotion and the like, eh? They take up heaps of room, weigh your bag down and might spill all over that cute satin lining. Besides, I’m always partial to trying out my friends’ products to see if I’m missing out on anything.

The Patented Roll-Packing Technique
Any experienced packer will corner you to sing the praises of roll-packing. Rolling your clothes will keep them (relatively) wrinkle free and take up exponentially less space. If you want to up the level of anal retentiveness just a bit, you can put your rolled clothing in a separate bag inside your purse so they don’t come unrolled and mingle with everything else. You will also be less likely to pull out your black thong at Panera when you’re digging through your purse looking for change.

Would you ever pack in your purse? What are your packing tips?

Red Carpet Event at TJ Maxx

I don’t know if a red carpet event qualifies as such if it starts at 8am at a discount department store and there is no booze or paparazzi involved… If, however, it means that a corporation spoils the spit out of you for 24 hours, then yes, I attended a red carpet event. In Glendale, California.

Thank you very much to TJ Maxx for inviting me, putting me up at the Hilton and then, so very kindly, offering to buy my “return” leg to Tucson. You could say that the price of my interstate move was on the dime of a corporation. That’s how I roll. Thanks again, TJ Maxx.
That is me on the left. Pretty sure my dress is off-price. Shoes from MustHaveShoes.com

Alison Deyette with two rad DKNY dresses. The one on the left is, like 99% off. Or was it the right one.

Two rad DKNY dresses. The one on the left is, like 99% off. Or was it the right one.


photos by Kimberly of My Good Cents

Anyhow. Style expert and TV personality, the lovely Alison Deyette, explained to us the ins and outs of why off-price retailers, Marshalls and TJ Maxx are so effing rad. In the words of legit wordsmith, Well-Heeled With a Mission:

  • TJ Maxx buyers travel 40 weeks out of the year to speak to vendors all over the world.
  • Off-price retailers engage in “opportunistic” buying, i.e. when forecasting mistakes, canceled orders, or overproduction result in more items that a full-priced retailer can buy, an off-price will come in and buy the merchandise at vastly discounted prices.
  • Most of the merchandise at off-price retailers are in-season, and are released at the same time as full-priced merchandise at department stores. (i.e., you can find a dress at Nordstroms and the same dress at TJ Maxx in the same week.)
  • Off-price retailers have a fast turnaround time of as short as 2-3 weeks from the time a shipment is ordered to the time that the products are delivered, processed, and shown on the floor.
  • Department stores have the option of shipping back merchandise they don’t sell, but off-price retailers’ purchases are final.
  • As you know, I am not huge into “labels” and “names,” but I do, indeed I do, appreciate quality and a good deal when I see it. At this TJ Maxx, I managed to score:

  • A cozy blouse for $1
  • A gorgeous liberty print tiered halter dress by Grass (missing the neck tie – a 2 millisecond fix) for $3
  • Some Amplify styling mousse with moisturizer sample for $4
  • An amazing zebra print backless one-piece swimsuit for $15
  • And… a pair of wowza 70s-licious cornflower J Brand jeans made out of the softest denim in the known universe. I literally had to close my eyes as I smoothed them on. Only $39. A splurge for me, but leaving them in the store would be akin to leaving my first born on Michael Jackson’s doorstep (Ok, sorry! Even I cringed at that one. TOO SOON).
  • I am currently editing photos from the Preen Glam Rock Fashion Show! Here’s a teaser:

    These WILL be joining the ranks of my closet soon enough. That is legit vintage python. BELIEVE.

    These WILL be joining the ranks of my closet soon enough. That is legit vintage python. BELIEVE.

    Painfully Hawt: Kate Moss and Some Gypsies for V Magazine

    Rather a gypsy myself at the moment, I couldn’t resist posting this advance look at Kate Moss giving the recession mad street cred for V Magazine (hits newsstands tomorrow). It’s cool to be homeless once again, ladies and gents. Kate sampled the transient lifestyle and “lived” with the gypsies in Cornwall, England over the 2-day shoot.

    I want to do this shoot. Biblically, that is.

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    Photographed by Iain McKell
    Styling by Karen Langley
    Kate wears Isabel Marant, Chloe Sevigny for Opening Ceremony, Kenzo, John Galliano, Stefanel, Dsquared, and vintage.
    Thank you to Austin Smedstad for the sneak peek.

    Painfully Hip Roadtrip in Corpus Christi: Pocketful of Posies

    Ok ok, Diana! I’m on it! By some miracle I have a break between getting my bike fixed, packing, shipping a buttload of stuff at the post office, and an eye exam, to get these delightful bits of Produce to you before my going away soiree this night.

    (BTW, if you are anywhere near Sacramento this weekend, I’m having a moving sale! Well, it is more of a “Stuff I Can’t Carry Sale,” since I’m moving via airplane. Starts at 11:30 on Saturday. More info here).

    This shoot was a blast and a half. Thanks again to Krystal, Chris, Sharat, David and everyone from Produce, Cafe Aeby (so sad to see it close!) and Sushibar. They really rolled out the red carpet for us, and we are still reeling from their unwarranted hospitality to strangers (in fact, I sorta fear for their safety in a bad neighborhood).

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    Photographer: Sharat Camacho
    Styling and direction: Amber Mortensen, Diana Deaver and Krystal Aeby
    Models: Christina Pujol, Chelsea Wilkerson and Megan Haberzettle
    Catering by: David Le at Sushi Bar (the squid salad made me want to live underwater).