check me out: cuban drug dealer

high-waisted striped linen pants

high-waisted striped linen pants

My bf said these linen beauties look like cuban drug dealer pants. Awesome. They are so comfortable and breathable, they will be my uniform for the long hot summer of bicycle riding and roadtrips… and drug dealing (April Fools!).

hat – snaked from Eve’s closet
sunnies – (gift from bf) Bows & Arrows vintage
jacket – Target clearance AGES ago
leather floral fringe pouch – Thunderhorse Vintage
top – LadyLanguage
striped linen tapered trousers – Bows & Arrows Vintage
leather wedge sandals – $1 at Atelier, Sacramento

A new Painfully Hip Design Collective post is upcoming this week! A photographic extravaganza featuring film noir lighting, 70s and 80s vintage (with no less than 3 awesome jumpsuits!) from Deborah Jean Vintage, styled with late 30s futurism in mind on a stunning plus size model. Just you wait.

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check out my bike

So sexy!
It took my bicycle fanatic photographer four tries before he remembered that the photo was supposed to be about my outfit, not the bike. I mean, both took me from errand-running during the day to a birthday party at night…


me and my bicycle
burgundy pompom touque – borrowed from Eve
green sweater – Painfully Hip Major Hip Replacement Clothing Swap
vintage jeans (Yeah, I live in these, so what?) – Bows & Arrows Vintage, $10
white nautical slip-ons – thrifted, $3
navy leather bag – thrifted, $1

But now after seeing the photo, it totally is all about the bike…

klein quantum roadbike
Lookit! Vintage Klein Quantum road bike – $275 (A STEAL)

…and its sweet spoke action:

snowflake

Ah, but there are some cool buttons and keyhole sleeves on this sweater!

miller high life champagne of beers

But I guess this photo is more about drinking what tasted like the Beer of Champagnes out of a champagne flute made out of the Champagne of Beers.
I guess there are more things to life than fashion.
….Go figger!

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