Dirty Martini Deals!

Here’s a wicked site with affordable designer clothing called retromartini. Although I cringe at the name (anybody who has ever been told their outfit is so “retro” knows what I mean, it seams these days “retro” is a synonym for “poodle skirt” or “Gucci print”. It is the PT cruiser of words. I hate it. “Martini” is a reference to this damned 30′s swing fad that’s been hanging on by one cadillac fin covered in pomade for the past 15 years, since before Swingers), they really do have some lovely and affordable pieces.

For example:

navy-circle-45.jpgNavy Circle print dress: $45

yellow-linen-39.jpg Yellow linen tunic: $39

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blue-trapeze-22.jpg Blue trapeze top: $22

safari-dress-41.jpg Safari dress:$41

navy-bubble-48.jpg Navy Bubble mini dress: $48

grey-bag-2475.jpg Grey tote: $24.75

There are also awesome shoe deals on this site. I’d make out with the Reverend Horton Heat for some of this stuff! (Ok, maybe not)

EDIT: Holy boogie woogie, check out the CLEARANCE section! (thanks Amber!)

Patrick Robinson’s new Go! International line for Target

i’m a bit slow on this but i have to say that Patrick Robinson is right on target (oooh yeah, that just happened) with his new Go International line for Target. Even before the ghastly Libertine line can even breath its first popcorn-infused Target air (soon to be clearance section dank), they’ve already announced the new summer offering by Patrick Robinson, formerly of Perry Ellis and Paco Rabanne. although the colors are a bit dull, i really must have at least half of these things. i’m sure you can tell that i am absolutely gaga for mixed prints, especially damasks. gotsta have that mixed print bikini or damask maillot (in navy, please) and the 3/4 sleeve shift!

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i heart etsy: designer highlight

being a wannabe seamstress/jewelry-designer myself, i am a complete sucker for handmade, well, anything. etsy.com, bless ‘em, are totally dedicated to artisan wares and some of these things are at just amazing prices. most artists i know are completely in love with their crafts and any money they make from it is just icing, so you really can find some great deals on one-of-a-kind (and sometimes even made to order!) pieces there and support the arts at the same time.

one such talented DIYer is Elizabeth Scott of Jewelry by Elizabeth Scott. i am just completely floored at her knack for delicate, nature-inspired jewelry for ridiculously reasonable prices too. if $20 for earrings (ahem, i mean wearable art) is still out of your budget, i would have to say that these are definitely splurge-worthy. most are made from semi-precious metals (sterling silver and copper), and nature-inspired, well, anything truly never goes out of style.

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bell flower earrings: $20 . . . knit wire leaf necklace: $32
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mirror mirror earrings: $15 . . . copper petal ring: $26
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vine filigree necklace: $30 . . . ginko earrings: $39

a few of my favorite finds

you know that feeling when you get home from a day of shopping and you feel like you practically got away with burglary, such was the sheer vastness of your savings? and then on top of it, the purchases ended up being some of your favorite things to wear?? oh, delight.

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wrap top by hot sauce

this little number in sheer, crisp cotton was found at a Salvation Army Thrift Store for, i kid you not, $5. I swear to jeebus it still had a $40 Nordstrom still attached. i wore this to a bachelorette party once and got hit on like 39 times.

 

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vintage gold chain necklace w/ navy enamel buttons

this may not look like much, but it is absolutely one of my favorite accessories. it is the perfect length and has this subtle nautical thing going for it that is just so darn hip. plus it goes with EVERYTHING. this was found in a box at a garage sale for 25 cents and i almost didn’t bother with it.*

 

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print chiffon mini dress

click on this thumbnail to check out the print. isn’t it gorgeous?? and the fabric is divine. i found this on eBay for a grand total of $17 including shipping from Thailand. and it came w/ a matching belt and 2 pairs of free earrings. yeah.

 

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mother of pearl watch w/ white leather strap

i love white accessories this year, they modernize anything you throw ‘em on with. i found this at effing Mervyn’s for $10 and i get complimented on it all the time. sorry about the terrible photo, but it really is adorable. it reminds me of an old bakelite radio.

 

 

tips and tricks for that just-burgled feeling:

  • when shopping at those discount department stores (Marshalls, Ross, TJ Maxx, Winners, etc) or even thrift stores, try skipping the downtown locations altogether and head for the ‘burbs. the selection is a lot less picked through and you’ll find that the things you want are more likely to be on the sale rack rather than a “featured item” at the front of the store.
  • *always try to put items (especially accessories) in context with your wardrobe. that necklace up there, for instance, was not looking that hot tangled up in a box of hideous costume jewelry, but when i’m wearing my green striped tunic, dark jeans and gold flats, nothing else will do!
  • never ever pay full price for anything that’s overtly trendy! now i’m all for splurging on investment pieces like little black dresses or anything that you’ll be able to wear in the next 2 years. but if you really want to wear a trend, wait a week or two and buy a knock-off. believe me, you don’t want to be stuck with a $110 skull scarf come spring. (the exception to this rule for me is if the trend is overwhelmingly flattering. in that case, you’ll get a ton of wear out of it and feel gorgeous before the trend is over. besides, you may even be able to carry it into the next season since nobody will care if its in or out, you’ll just look HOT.)

 

Got pants?

The Budget Fashionista has a HUGE Coupons and Deals Database, so make sure you check it out before you get out the Ol’ MasterCharge. oh, and Delia*s is having a mighty fine clearance sale. Lookit!!

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mmmm. tasty.

enjoy!