are you there autumn? it’s me, diana…

it happened.  

it actually cooled down enough this weekend for me to put on my Majestic Leather Jacket.  long enough to take a picture at least.  

then i got in the car and turned the a/c on Maximum Intensity in the hopes that it would cool down enough to allow me to keep wearing it.  

that didn’t happen.

it was wonderful while it lasted.

leather jacket day!!_0001absolutely perfect in every way, thrifted shrunken leather jacket.
$12.99 at savers.  jealous much?
don’t be.  it’s too damn hot to wear it.  

How To Pack In Your Purse (No, Really!)

When sensational Sarah of Yes and Yes (two of my favorite words and definitely one of my favorite reads), approached me to guest post on Painfully Hip, I nearly pooped myself… it felt almost akin to Angelina Jolie asking politely if she could guest host on The Bonnie Hunt Show.
I thought I had the subject of packing light covered, but now she’s gone ahead and one-upped me like I’m, well, Bonnie Hunt.
Thanks so much, Sarah (I think)!

Do you guys actively fantasize about The Type Of Woman you want to be? My imaginary best self usually boasts a wardrobe of carefully selected vintage gear, makes witty commentary about current events (“Oh that Kim Jung Ill is just rapacious!”), owns a boxer named Steve and never, ever has to check her luggage.

While I may never accomplish the dog-ownership (my apartment’s too small) or the witty commentary (unless you count thinking of a clever comeback in the car two hours later) I think I can manage the luggage component of that fantasy. In fact, I’ve got this bit so down pat, I successfully packed for a weekend in Chicago using only my purse.
What? Yes.

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Now, I grant you that my purse? Well, it’s rather large. But within its confines I managed to fit my netbook, camera, makeup bag, pajamas and two outfits. If you’re keen to try this madness yourself – a few tips:

Dresses are Best
Dresses are fantastic even when you’re not trying to pack in your purse – one thing! outfit complete! You can bring one cute dress and a few things to layer with it and viola – several outfits, you genius, you!
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Accessories = Totally Different Outfit
Yes, I’m now applying for a job with the Obvious Committee. But it bears repeating – headbands/necklaces/leggings completely change the look of your ensemble, right? I brought a cute navy dress that I thrifted to wear on its own with a funky necklace as I poked around Millennium Park and shopped. The next day, I wore it with a little button-up and a different necklace when I met Winona of DaddyLikey fame for lunch and gossip.

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The All Important Big Scarf
The big scarf. It elevates most any outfit, makes you look like you miiiight be European (or at least from New York) and it can double as a pillow/wrap/towel/blanket. When I got off the bus in Chicago at 6 am, I wandered around the city in my pajamas taking photos. When I stopped at a coffee shop for breakfast, I asked the barista if it was painfully obvious that I was wearing my pajamas and she assured me that it wasn’t. I credit my big scarf for this answer. And her desire for a tip.

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Skimp on the Toiletries
If you’re staying with friends or at a hotel there’s really no need to bring shampoo/conditioner/lotion and the like, eh? They take up heaps of room, weigh your bag down and might spill all over that cute satin lining. Besides, I’m always partial to trying out my friends’ products to see if I’m missing out on anything.

The Patented Roll-Packing Technique
Any experienced packer will corner you to sing the praises of roll-packing. Rolling your clothes will keep them (relatively) wrinkle free and take up exponentially less space. If you want to up the level of anal retentiveness just a bit, you can put your rolled clothing in a separate bag inside your purse so they don’t come unrolled and mingle with everything else. You will also be less likely to pull out your black thong at Panera when you’re digging through your purse looking for change.

Would you ever pack in your purse? What are your packing tips?

breaking the rules of the road… painfully hip road trip woo hoo!

(that’s to be read in the same tone as you would read “spring break!! wooo!!“)

a little while ago i wrote a post about self-imposed fashion “rules,” and how to go about getting over/past them. i mentioned that my main rule was the “you just don’t wear black and brown together. ever.” i believe that i forgot to mention my second biggest rule, which is “diana never wears strappy/peep/toe-showing shoes.” (this goes way back to early childhood, when i convinced myself i had the ugliest feet in the world. it’s funny how i’m still letting a 6-year-old tell me how to dress.)

my third self-imposed rule is, “i wash my hair every day.” maybe not with shampoo, but at least rinse it off in the shower.

well, apparently this road trip is all about looking my stupid rules in the eye, saying “eff-you!” and reclaiming my fashion freedom.

i’ve procured many a peep-toe pump at thrift stores along the way so far, and even went so far as to purchase a pair of vintage perforated tan strappy wedge sandals that i’ve been – get this – wearing on an almost daily basis. this may sound trite to some, but to anyone who’s suffered the debilitating effects of a self-imposed fashion rule knows just how big of a deal it is to finally overcome it. i’m thinking of throwing a party in honor of my newfound freedom.

i’m going to bombard you with photographic evidence now, because i’m so excited about overcoming these life-long “issues.” you may all pat me on the back. one at a time, please.

exhibit one – the strappy sandals:

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i’m rockin those bad boys and i didn’t even give myself a pedi! not bad, huh? i give full credit to the shoes.

exhibit two – combining black and brown in one outfit:

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i’m coming to the realization that (at least as far as my personal taste is concerned,) it’s all about the shades of the brown and black being mixed, as well as doing it in small doses – shoes and belt in brown, dress in black? doesn’t look too bad…
(also, i wore this combo for “hiking day.” i would just like to say that black might not be the best choice for hiking under the sweltering desert sun. in case you were wondering.)

exhibit three – brown and black again:
Jerome, AZ

this time i think the dominating white in the dress made it possible to mix in the brown shoes and belt without too much “eye ouch.”

and lastly? this has nothing to do with the outfit, and everything to do with me and amber choreographing our new broadway musical:
Jerome, AZ

oh, and in case you’re wondering, road trips are totally not conducive to daily hair-doin. i’m embracing hair powder into my life with open arms, and i feel like a changed girl. i like it!

(side note: in the vein of some totally shameless self-promotion, i believe amber mentioned it already, but i’ve been documenting the road-trip in a not-quite-so-fashion-focused way over here. i’m trying to update on a daily basis, so if the nitty-gritty interests you, come visit! i like you!)

PHDC Shop the Shoot – Summers at the Ranch

Some requested listings for the Summers at the Ranch editorial are available. Start shopping by clicking on the pretty pictures.


flowy 70s floral top
flowy sheer floral 70s ruffle blouse S-M
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tooled leather purple acorn belt S

floral90sdress
90s Floral Tiered Day Dress with Racerback S

pinstriped backless minidress
handmade pinstriped backless dress S

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wicked 90s studded grey leather ankle boots 7.5-8

red floral sailor top
Sweet red floral ruffled sailor top S-M
sold

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Painfully Hip is extremely honored that The Fashion Photography Blog chose this photo as their Shot of the Week! Yippee ty ay!

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Another blushing thank you to CurveHugger and their generous photo-by-photo critique. So stoked.

thrift star of the day: winter wondergirl

bundled up fashion
originally uploaded by Onini for wardrobe_remix

I get a lot of email about how to spice up day to day winter fashion. Onini does it perfectly with a lovely cream peacoat contrasted with patterns and colors up the wazoo. It’s a glee-gasm.