Tweets | Painfully Hip

Painfully Trite Twitter Tweets for 2012-08-26

J'adore le train. @ Wine Country http://t.co/RCvDGh79 #
An excerpt from Painfully Hip will soon be published in an Oxford University literature text book. Dreams do come true. #

Is it bad that I think this is genius?
Now we know how sacrilegious it is that Jesus never got the chance to rock… http://t.co/5AFzwYNr #
James Dean one-ups kittens. http://t.co/8v30ZE4P #
Brunette… after being every kind of blonde for 5 years. @ Playa Del Rey http://t.co/yY6qKjzc #
Negative space. http://t.co/g5i1JTIG #
Tucson, farewell. http://t.co/dNd1u9yr #
Tucson, farewell. http://t.co/6JWqpumX #
Tucson, farewell. http://t.co/EbagWRfv #
Tucson, farewell. http://t.co/XvYKZwOA #

Olympic badminton, live ping pong, ocean breeze. @ Prince O'Whales http://t.co/bKBrM6CX #

My internal struggle with inspiration, featuring Louis CK, axe murderers and Juggalos. http://t.co/ANosrydZ #

I checked in at Affordable Car Rental (Pine Mountain Rd) on #Yelp http://t.co/6QgwWxcR #
New shoes make everything allll riiiight. @ Indian Ridge Campground http://t.co/6Cq72sO3 #
11×17 framed. @ Wine Country http://t.co/IPMW3Cfr #
Wanderlust. @ Silver Oak Vineyard http://t.co/gl0Q6KpT #
And then this happened. http://t.co/1ZjOEmVe #

Taken from the hot tub outside our three story cabin, WUT. Pigeon Forge, TN @ Smoky Mountain Haunted Forest http://t.co/dBrxrVUu #
Guess I better use the Nashville filter. Pickin' up drawls, y'all. #tacoyacht @ Dollywood http://t.co/IOeFO06q #
Wearing our traveling hats, going nowhere fast. #tacoyacht @ Holiday Terrace Inn http://t.co/9gFp6NgF #
After a week of rollercoasters, mini golf, karaoke, lite beer, too many tourists, and general @ Carrs Auto http://t.co/mw5DuXtW #

Nine wonderful specimens of summer's go-to shoe, plus three dreamy afternoon activities to wear them during! http://t.co/1UREpv6U #
Could've stayed here for hours. Damn Mosquitos. @ Corlieu Falls http://t.co/8O5oVFrR #

I am beside myself worrying whether the Taco Yacht ('71 Mini Winni) will reject her new engine transplant or if my… http://t.co/Egou7HuE #
Dear god I love trains. @ Metro Gold Line – Union Station http://t.co/tUyIwQ7I #
Weeeeeeee! http://t.co/WtvzQlum #
Holy crap it's my birthday! @ Corporate Helicopters http://t.co/TDcoDfO9 #
This asshole built his own beach tram. @ Corporate Helicopters http://t.co/5sCK80pN #
Birthday dress. @ The US Grant Hotel http://t.co/sASxg2cF #
Love. @ The US Grant Hotel http://t.co/jvERWQ6b #

Roasted scallops, smokey collard greens, and crispy duck skin. Happy Mother's Day… To not me @ The Tripel http://t.co/GbJmEjTJ #
Receive it. @ Playa Del Rey Beach http://t.co/8WJYySJG #
My new backyard. I live up there. Warm sun, bloody mary, ocean breeze. @ Playa Del Rey http://t.co/sxdNOqgU #

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In which we greet summer, drop the word "rapey", and compare sheer flowing fabric to Adam Sandler. http://t.co/siWty9WN #
New bedroom. Sleeping with the windows open is almost as good as sleeping under the s @ Playa Del Rey Beach http://t.co/M1nTzv0j #